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Native 🌮Texan. #Tax Blogger✍️Journalist. Wife. ❤️@Astros 💔@DallasCowboys 🦅Birder | Order based on whims. More me: https://xitter.cf/t.co/0XUHFQ29lD & Tax Fun link👇🏻

 Austin, Texas
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Joined November 2007
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testing since when I finally got back in all my recent emojis had been cleared. I can't tweet w/o them! 🍊🤡🤔💕♥️💙🫣🙄🤨😉👍🏼👎🏼🫰🏼😠😡🤬😥😱😭
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A party of performative morons disinterested in policy.
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Lots to choose from and I hate to play favorites, but these are the Top 3 who I really, really, really want to lose: 1. Ken Paxton 2. Susan Collins 3. Roger Marshall
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“You must spend your check that you’ll never receive in the U.S. but don’t bother spending it at my club because it’s an overpriced shithole that you still won’t be able to afford” is quite the closing message for voters.
Acyn
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Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. No, don't go there. That's not a good place.
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Bolsonaro fleeing Brazil and heading to the U.S. sounds like all of those illegal border crossings MAGA is always fucking crying about.
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Much easier for the media to lock in on faux Cheesecake Factory outrage than a House Dem report indicating Todd Blanche basically told Ghislaine Maxwell "stop talking" when she was about to discuss a girl that could more closely tie Trump to Epstein
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Please don't be confused and think this means our elections are in jeopardy. They are not. Voting machines don't connect to the internet. Don't become a victim of disinformation.
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BREAKING: A hacker is attempting to breach the US Federal Election Commission's systems and that agency has had to 'temporarily shut down' its web-facing services as a result, according to an email seen by Reuters reut.rs/4imQyUu
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derek guy
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this is what dessert at the cheesecake factory looks like
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Vivek to his barber: Just fuck my shit up
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TizzyEnt
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UPDATE: Guess who was behind those trans pamphlets mailed across Texas.
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EL-SAYED: I get that the President takes personal offense to my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's the Saudis who are funding his son-in-law's private equity. Doesn't seem to mind as much when it's the Qataris who are giving them a $400 million private jet. He just seems to have trouble pronouncing it when it's my name.  I don't care how he pronounces my name. I don't even care that he remembers my whole name. Because he can just go on and call me senator after November.
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Hunter Biden received Billions from Middle Eastern countries oops - that was kushner.. my bad! Can’t believe #TrumpCrimeFamily and its members are corrupt
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Can’t wait to see “Wicker.” Olivia Colman is always brilliant and then she adds to her charm by referencing taxes in this @nytimes interview. (I’ll put the full article guest link as a comment.)
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Here’s the link. nytimes.com/2026/10/26/movie…

Alexander Skarsgard and Olivia Colman on the Joy of a Wicker Husband (Gift Article)

Is the male love interest the answer to toxic masculinity? The actors contemplate that prospect and the challenges of creating a very adult fable.

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It’s disappointing to have to say this, but @CBSNews, this is a serious failure of editorial reporting. I clearly state in this clip that while I have not personally been to Cuba, I have spoken with Cubans who have described it as a dictatorship, and I believe them. To claim I declined to answer the question is categorically false. That is not journalism. It is misinformation.
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Selecting health insurance and other workplace benefits, some of which also offer tax savings, can be confusing and time-consuming. Answering these questions about what you need can help you decide. dontmesswithtaxes.com/workpl…

8 workplace benefits questions to ask this enrollment season

Millions of U.S. workers are now deciding what workplace benefits, some of which also offer tax savings, they want for 2027. It can be confusing and time-consuming. Answering these questions about...

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8 workplace benefits questions to ask this enrollment season dontmesswithtaxes.com/workpl…

8 workplace benefits questions to ask this enrollment season

Millions of U.S. workers are now deciding what workplace benefits, some of which also offer tax savings, they want for 2027. It can be confusing and time-consuming. Answering these questions about...

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Was anyone questioning that this was Maga? Can we get them convicted of mail fraud? We need establish a nation of laws again.
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I hope this is a link that non-subscribers can read. A great article (and comments). I’m just sad that in week or so, MLB will end. For how long? 😱😢 wsj.com/sports/baseball/brew…

This World Series Is Baseball’s ‘Nightmare’—and I Love It

Snobs may bemoan the lack of a fancy big spender, but Milwaukee vs. Tampa Bay is a subversively fun baseball showdown.

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1 neighbor’s 3 dogs barking at crew hired by 2nd neighbor to cut limbs from a 100+ year old oak in our yard that expands into the cutting neighbor’s yard because they block sun to scraggly magnolias that have looked like shit the 20+ years we’ve lived here. I want to move so much
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