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Joined July 2026
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every couple of weeks i get this notification man wtf
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Omg yall meant that shit
White ppl be like: my last straw with orange nigga is Umamusume
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I am 66 and do not want a foreign care worker in my later years. Does anyone agree ?
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KAMALA HARRIS PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO RUN AGAIN
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TW// we gotta start recognizing when people were abused at a young age and make sexual validation from men in particular their armor against the pain of healing…
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irl with a boyfriend tags all her tiktoks with #wlw
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me when i see something that slightly reminds me of my favorite ship in a completely different media
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You: Just graduated🧑‍🎓thankful to my whole family Turkish guy you met at a club in 2024: Very awesome brother come istanbul we party 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪🦅🦅
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Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men
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because teenagers are donating $1M to palestinian relief funds
this lady’s idea of activism is the same as a teenager on stan twitter
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An edit of several objects with speech bubbles, gaining humanity, childhood child view of the world, autism autistic / please organize us, it’s so dirty! Click me! No click me i’m so lonely! Why are do you ignore me? I am broken :( notice me / reaction video meme
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Replying to @brunotngz
Uma pessoa que chegaria ao ponto de abortar o filho não deveria ter filhos mesmo
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too easy. don’t say it. don’t say it. too easy. low hanging fruit. gauche. ableist. beneath me. don’t say it
THE PATRIOT NEXT TO ME WAS COACHING HIS ADULT DOWNS SON THROUGH HIS STRAIGHT R BALLOT WAGTFKY
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white men when they find white women attractive: "hi ur beautiful" white men when they find black women attractive: "hi sexy chocolate mocha caramel ebony queen my bwc is so hard for ur chocopuss r u ready to get bleached by ur master, my cute lil nigga slave ?"
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Kanye talks like an anime gang leader😂😂
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my first real job was like this and i tried to kill myself on day 3
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Fair enough
I made compend.org. It's a Letterboxd-style review site for all earthly things. It just seemed like a fun idea. I'll keep adding features if people use it, probably.
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you don't become one of elon's 14 women bearing him 88 children without at least some not-insignificant fascist sympathy in you, but "grimes" has always been awful. "luckily"
Elon Musk's Ex Wife Grimes saying “Luckily there is a massive population drop coming”
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this is what happens when ao3 is treated as the source material
“I hate Draco” “Draco is so mean” You mean the Draco that has unicorn hair in his wand showing that he has a pure soul? You mean the Draco that when the sorting hat was placed on his head it gave him two choices, to be in Hufflepuff or Slytherin, and chose Slytherin because of his family? You mean the Draco who wanted to be Harry's friend so bad to the point he talked to Dobby about it, his only real friend; and that's why Dobby knows about Harry? You mean the Draco who loved quidditch so much but because of his mental state he gave it up? You mean the Draco who hated being a death eater so much that he scrubbed his mark so hard he started bleeding? You mean the Draco who at his most vulnerable time, crying because he couldn't show anyone his emotions, Harry instead of asking if he's okay, nearly killed Draco? You mean the Draco who couldn't bring himself to kill Dumbledore even with a wand in his hand? You mean the Draco who threw his wand to Harry to help him defeat Voldemort? You mean the Draco, who when he got called to the dark side, hesitated waiting for someone to stop him but no one did?
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I'm sorry but ur in their territory, not the other way around
There is nothing worse than watching a sports anime and enjoying it, only to discover the fandom is all fujoshis who don't give a damn about the actual sport
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