Way, way back in the 1980s, secret government employees dug up famous guys and ladies and made amusing genetic copies. Clone High quote tweets by @hallaren.
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I regret the time I got "high" and wrote a hit song and it made me insane amounts of coin. Coin I used to buy more drugs. And a motorboat.
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Hello, revelers! I am Captain Lavender, and this is my common-law wife, Rain Melon.
Aw, man! You mean there's nothing on this truck but a stinkin' metaphor? I expected more voracity from such a sagacious hauler of commodities!
If I hit enter, command, F4, turbo, turbo, select, and then clap twice, E-Cybo Pooch will sit up and bark!
Hey, take a hit, relax. God's message can be a total trip. But you know you have to do what he tells you, hey, because God has a plan for all of us. A painful, painful plan.
Yeah, and Abe, remind me: is Joan your best friend because of some elaborate joke? Or is it sympathy?
I won't be running for re-election this year. This is probably the last time I'll ever use this oversized novelty scissors. Unless a giant needs a haircut.
Your friend should listen to her heart.
I'm not programmed to wink, but if I were programmed to wink, I would have winked when I said "your friend".
Guess to went to the mall, baby? Gandhi. And you better warm up to these orange warmups 'cause I'm gonna be wearing them all the time. Extra small, saggy style. Ow!
When you need a new start
Just look in your heart
And begin the redecoration! 🎶
Your problems will end
When you start to spend
On a rug from a third world nation! 🎶
It was that cocky janitor, Glen! I have a system, and he comes in and puts everything into neat little piles. Neat little piles of chaos, Mr. B!
CHAOS
Okay, check this out. I have this asskicking idea for the film fest. It's about these two cops, and they're different, but in many ways, they're the same. It's starring me, and - check this out - it's starring you!