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Way, way back in the 1980s, secret government employees dug up famous guys and ladies and made amusing genetic copies. Clone High quote tweets by @hallaren.

Exclamation, USA
Joined August 2014
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! Whoooa. WHOA. OUR open mouth kissing booth? More like YOUR open mouth kissing booth. You know my policy regarding fatties.
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When you eat your sweets make sure you try to limit your servings or you’ll DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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Why, creating a mechanical British servant is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing.
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I haven't gotten a single high five since I've been in here. Could you give me a few under the table? Everyone else is getting them.
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I'm the genetic duplicate of Abe Lincoln, and I'm not fit to be president. If I only knew what fears and insecurities were holding me back.
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