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You left out the part where she asked if he would be sitting there if he thought she was ugly.
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Scientists confirm that since I have ADHD I need to doordash liquor and candy and mcdonalds every single day and it needs to get here really fast or else I freak out
BREAKING:
Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition.
Researchers baffled.
ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip."
Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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#CantRelate #sucksToByou #222
Miranda Kerr turned down the Victoria’s Secret Show because she didn't want her 4 sons to see her in her underwear:
“When Victoria's Secret asked me, I was like, 'Ooh that could be fun.' And I thought of all the fun memories and how playful it was and how that would be so cool for me to get back out on the runway and give them a wink. I was reminiscing about all the fun things I used to do and I got really excited.
Then I got kind of anxious.
I really felt into how am I actually gonna feel when I'm up there on the runway? Everyone's in their underwear. I'm in my underwear.
I'm 43. I have four boys. I got this knot in my stomach.
And as much as I tried to meditate and ease it, it was still there.
And the only way I could resolve that is to say 'Okay, you're not going to do the show. How do you feel now?' I felt the knot in my stomach release.
That's why I knew it was the right decision for me not to do it.”
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This why it’s important to stop fucking the text man for texts & the talk man for talks, when that’s really all it be about, just to fuck you. And it should take more than that to get in your pants.




















































