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Matt Teper

@tepertweets

Ink guy @Google. Former speechwriter for @JoeBiden. Dr. Everything'll Be All Right. Father Figure. Oh my my, oh hell yes. Opinions mine--& more or less correct

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My daughter might not be the best speller, but at least the math checks out
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He did it on National Ice Cream Day
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I'm just here waiting for Tracker to start
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Trolling my Swiftie kids from a Dead show
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I am at the age where at least I know I will die trying to figure out how to turn the lights on in my hotel room
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LFG
PFF (@PFF) profile picturePFF
@PFF24 Apr 2023
The Jordan Love era in Green Bay is here
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(“Give it away” by Red Hot Chili Peppers blasting in the car) Me: do you guys know who sings this song? 10yo, couldn’t be bothered: Dad, it’s like Elvis Presley or something
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Amen, sister
Sarada Peri (@SaradaPeri) profile pictureSarada Peri@SaradaPeri3 Mar 2023
Something -- or someone -- has been bugging me for awhile and I wrote about it in @Slate.
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Daughter just asked me if the Backstreet Boys were still alive. I can’t do this anymore.
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The man does love aviators
Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) profile pictureJennifer Jacobs
@JenniferJJacobs4 Feb 2023
Replying to @JenniferJJacobs
“I told them to shoot it down,” Biden says of the Chinese balloon. “On Wednesday.” "They successfully took it down and I want to compliment our aviators who did it,” he says.
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SVP is our Walter Kronkite right now
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The Professor Plum and Miss Scarlett lobby has failed us again
Vice President Kamala Harris Archived (@VP46Archive) profile pictureVice President Kamala Harris Archived
@VP46Archive3 Jan 2023
Thanks to the passage of our Bipartisan Infrastructure Law, we will replace lead pipes across America and help ensure access to clean drinking water in every community.
Vice President Harris discusses lead pipes and the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law.

ALT Vice President Harris discusses lead pipes and the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law.

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Athletic competition!
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10yo just asked “if everything is possible, then isn’t it possible that something is impossible?” and I immediately installed a Bob Marley blacklight poster in her room
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Your periodic reminder, this time directed at White Lotus fans, that some of us live on the West Coast
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She had to go out in the rain and she is mad at all of you
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Setting my alarm obnoxiously early on a Saturday for a soccer game that isn’t one of my kids’ is actually a nice treat
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Honestly, Twitter and the Packers season ending on the same night makes some elegant narrative sense
It’s pretty funny that you’re all still tweeting
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Halloween is my dog’s 4th of July. People and dogs in costumes are her loud fireworks. She is losing her goddamn mind.
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The what now?
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimes8 Oct 2022
The idea of keeping a beloved relative's tattooed skin and hanging it on a wall may be hard for some to imagine. But families who have done it say it has given them comfort. nyti.ms/3rM3dq5
Their Loved Ones Died. Preserved Tattoos Offer a Way to Keep Them Close. (Published 2022)

Their Loved Ones Died. Preserved Tattoos Offer a Way to Keep Them Close. (Published 2022)

Laws in most states allow mourners to remove and preserve tattoos as memorial works of art. An Ohio company, Save My Ink Forever, is the pioneer.

nytimes.com
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