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Ink guy @Google. Former speechwriter for @JoeBiden. Dr. Everything'll Be All Right. Father Figure. Oh my my, oh hell yes. Opinions mine--& more or less correct

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Matt Teper retweeted
You know you want one of these @Brewers jerseys. RT and reply for your chance to win a free City Connect jersey.
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FIRST NBA CHAMPIONSHIP IN 50 YEARS!!
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As a CODA, or “child of deaf adults,” Googler Tony has always shared a unique bond with his parents. But when the pandemic forced a physical distance between them, they found new ways — and a new reason — to stay close. 🤟
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Who else golfing rn?
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Matt Teper retweeted
you may be chill, but you'll never be as chill as aaron rodgers sniping from his own end zone in a playoff game
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Hi, are you looking for an easy way to keep up with the bajillion things @google announces every week/month/year? Sign up for our new email newsletter for short, good, not-spammy (=biweekly) updates straight from the source. blog.google to sign up. KTHXBYE
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I am happy to hear counterarguments but Vince Carter did the coolest in-game dunks of any player I ever watched. The Toronto years were just one of those after another, but even with the Nets he was finishing what should've been contested layups with these wild violent dunks.
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Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones bit.ly/39Xgcu4
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Retweet this to tell @espn to put out the six-part Michael Jordan documentary now while we're all stuck inside instead of waiting until summer. You have no games to show so give us the doc @espn!!
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We did it, Wisconsin‼️ We’re Big Ten champions 🏆 Make sure everyone knows 📲
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First of all... who edited this? This is amazing work. teapawt.net/lecabrerar/status/1221…
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Who let New Jersey have a Twitter
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Manti Te'o's girlfriend didn't not die for Deadspin to go out like this
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“Go win the game” ?
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Once again, my Halloween costume this year will be Sexy Weird Al.
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Imagine if WE forgot 🤔
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Matt Teper retweeted
The adults in the room: deadsp.in/KEnBaNc
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This is really the final image of an entire era of Thunder basketball teapawt.net/gregnagz/status/114741…
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