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@terrapean

Shadowboxing the apocalypse and wandering the land // 💍 @not__exactly

Joined January 2017
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Political campaigns and PACs should not get nonprofit rate postage. They should be charged *double* the first class rate, with the threat of federal prison time if they’re caught flouting the rule.
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>same size screen as iPhone Pro Max >only works if your iPhone is in proximity ?
John Ternus (@johnternus) profile pictureJohn Ternus
@johnternusOct 13
Welcome HomeView
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Why are you, as a man, trying to big-time someone else’s imaginary wife? Trying to impress the imaginary guy?
Charlie (@LAChas77) profile pictureCharlie
@LAChas77Oct 7
We live in a time where ladies with a $40,000 kitchen can't cook for 30 people without 24 hrs notice, and almost every guy i know could do it on a $100 grill half drunk with zero notice
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Bhanchod Piro बहिनचोद पिरो
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henlo kittin (@not__exactly) profile picturehenlo kittin@not__exactlySep 26
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25 years ago I was a freshman in high school and had no idea what a world trade center was. Something about that day didn’t sit right with me. Soon I was poring through forum threads, blog posts and photo dumps, developing a deep distrust of media narratives that continues today.
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Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) profile pictureCurtis Houck
@CurtisHouckSep 11
NEW: Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin reveals on 'CBS Mornings' that the lone, male holdout juror who voted to find Clancy guilty of murdering her children was the *only* person of color -- a black man. The 11 not-guilty jurors -- who hectored him for a week to cave -- were all white.
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One year later, this is more true than ever.
terrapin (@terrapean) profile pictureterrapin@terrapean10 Sep 2025
This country needs to be cleansed with fire.
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Replies to posts are now dynamically updating as you’re trying to read them. Default sort of “Relevant” causes replies to jump all over the place. Is this supposed to be a feature? 😐@Engineering iOS version 12.17 build 14
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Man, absolutely nobody is subcutaneously injecting half a bottle of Progest-E.
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For You tab is insane. You’ll watch a couple videos about severe weather and suddenly it thinks you’re part of Tornado Autism Twitter where someone will vaguepost about a particular tornado from (insert year) and hordes of people will reply with every inane detail you can imagine
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The kind of food that *should* be fried at Iowa fairgrounds, but isn’t
せんべろnet（二千べろ） (@1000bero_net) profile pictureせんべろnet（二千べろ）
@1000bero_netJun 14
酒場で食べた「ヤングコーンの天ぷら」が忘れられず、自宅でも作ってみたんだが…やっぱりうめぇ！ ヒゲに溶いた天ぷら粉をつけて巻いて揚げ焼き。サクサク香ばしいヒゲと、みずみずしくて甘いヤングコーンがたまらない🍺
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#NewProfilePic Remastered by Grok
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Just blocked like 30 Fuentards who found this old reply to @thatgroyper2 and started spazzing out about it being “the first groyper.” Nope. Not even close.
terrapin (@terrapean) profile pictureterrapin@terrapean12 Feb 2017
Replying to @emperor_groyper
have a lounging groyper
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You can’t just say “Ray Peat”
Zygomatic (@Zygomatic03) profile pictureZygomatic
@Zygomatic03May 29
Randle Cycle 101 Use small fat dominant meals and snacks to keep most of your fat intake away from carbs Enjoy the best of both worlds thoughtfully Ray Peat
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UK Twitter is just 3 Karl Pilkingtons in a trench coat
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Karl: I’ve been thinking– Ricky: Sure you have. K: –about the heat. R: God, not this again. K: Every summer, it gets hotter and hotter. Stephen: *guffaws* K: And there’s nothin’ you can do. S: Surely there’s something, Karl. We’ve solved this ages ago. R: What do you mean, Karl?
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Boris ZZ Top Pelican Hanson The Locust Cheap Trick Alkaline Trio Lightning Bolt Modest Mouse Counting Crows
Gus (@Banjo761) profile pictureGus@Banjo761May 21
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: AC/DC Unknown Hinson Reverend Horton Heat Colter Wall Tom Petty Deer Tick J Roddy Walston and the Business Papa Roach (hell yeah) The Bogmen Sturgill Simpson
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Ramen is a diarrhetic
Alexander borden (@xBordino) profile pictureAlexander borden@xBordinoMay 20
Replying to @PolitiBunny
Ramen is a diarrhetic and has no nutritional value. You would be better off eating cardboard.
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“Just eat the same amount of food that a first grader eats for lunch” t. The Raped
Ben Klayer (@the_satellite23) profile pictureBen Klayer@the_satellite23May 20
Here's my lunch for today. Just as it has been for many, many days during my life. I'm 31yo. Happier and healthier than I've ever been.
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