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Shadowboxing the apocalypse and wandering the land // 💍 @not__exactly

Joined January 2017
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Most Americans hold opinions not derived from independent thought but instead are the products of endless manipulation & narrative engineering.
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Happy Halloween!
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terrapin retweeted
Knowledge is holographic. If you learn about anything you learn about everything—and you should!
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"Hey, this is..." "GO FUCK YOURSELF. STOP CONTACTING ME. I AM TIRED OF THIS CULTURE OF CONSTANT AND INCESSANT BOTHERING. FUCK SALES. FUCK EVERY COLD CALLER, COLD EMAILER, COLD TEXTER. STOP TRYING TO ARTIFICIALLY GRAB MY ATTENTION FOR YOUR OWN GAIN. JUST LET ME BE I'M SO TIRED."
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Any time there's a mass shooting the explanation should be that they did it because they were embarassed that they got caught eating poop, and then we deepfake a bunch of videos and play them on the news
Replying to @fleshsimulator
Same reason we gotta stop picking cool serial killer names The West Mesa Bone Collector? No, you're gonna be The Temper Tantrum Rapist
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After just a bit of scrolling, I look at the time and realize it's a million o'clock in the year 2777.
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It's called Pilotlight, and is a free chrome extension.
Replying to @fleshsimulator
This portion of the software will be made public shortly
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“BBBBBaron, are you really going to sit out the midterms?”
JUST NOW: 51 senators—nearly all Republicans—voted AGAINST requiring a report on U.S. citizens killed by Israeli forces and settlers. 82% of Republican voters want a report, so who are these senators representing by voting to let Israel kill their fellow Americans with impunity?
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terrapin retweeted
the shire has fallen. billions must smoke
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My sources say Rockstar plans to blow up "the only copy" of GTA 6 as a "tribute" to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. More info as I get it
BREAKING NEWS: GTA 6 has been CANCELLED by Rockstar, the game will NOT be released
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staying optimistic about things gets harder and ever more important as time goes on; develop your learned hopeFULness, by any means necessary
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Dogtards will literally be like “ah yes the animal sensed fear in the child’s heart, thus the child deserved to die.”
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Israel funds and orchestrates invasions of Western nations. They did it with Spain today, Europe for a decade, and against the US under Biden. "The carrot" is buying your politicians. "The stick" is mass illegal immigration. This is fringe thinking at present but will be widely understood and accepted very soon. Honestly, it's genius. By genius I mean diabolical. On average, Left wing politicians are not as pro-Israel as right wingers. Flood these nations under left-control. Population gets angry and elects the right winger. Right winger "stops the flood" but it was really Israel who called off the NGO backed invasion. And obviously they fund and own the right wing candidate. (In our case this is Trump) Now, they have a dutiful puppet to support their expansionary projects in Syria, Lebanon, Gaza, Iran etc. You might be thinking "but Clint wasn't Biden backing them in Gaza?" Well, sure. But that wasn't enough. They wanted Iran and Lebanon, next. Only Trump was compromised enough to give them that. And you have dumb mfers in America who still look at Israel as an ally. Insane.
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I take big shits, nigga. Frequently.
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One year ago. Life is to be lived forward, but can only be understood in reverse, eh?
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"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was the finger-pulling trick. He grabbed his right thumb with the other fingers and pretended it was his other thumb being pulled off. The trick is widely known today, but he was the first guy to ever do it, way back. It fooled everyone."
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Remember when Netanyahu said Israel needed to spend hundreds of millions to win the social media war? Look at your timeline. You’re watching the money work in real time.
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