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Pat McAfee says he was "uncomfortable" during Utah College GameDay and alluded to the Charlie Kirk killing. This all comes after a school video of students commenting about him upset him.
Also said he might not show up if GameDay goes back there. nytimes.com/athletic/7727393…
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Texas Transgender Student Union, the anonymous LLC in Wyoming that sent the bogus mailers, has retained Ken Paxton's impeachment attorney, Chris Hilton, to represent them as Transgender Education Network of Texas, the group that TTSU impersonated in the mailers, seeks depositions
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Is it normal for an anonymous Wyoming LLC that sent mass mailers impersonating a transgender advocacy group to hire the lawyer who defended TX Attorney General Ken Paxton from impeachment in response to a court filing seeking to depose people who could unmask the LLC's owners
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Cooper Flagg sends the Heat to 0-4.
Coop is HIM 😳🔥
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Mexican foo: yo who is that
Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes
First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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JD Vance, author of “Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith,” has a closing midterm message for Republicans: stop whining about child rape
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This is an official White House account
.@POTUS absolutely roasts Mongoloid Moron @AndrewFeinberg for his disgraceful behavior:
"What's wrong with you? Are you a sick person? I actually think there's something wrong with you."
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Trump says that if Republicans lose in North Carolina he will use the power of his office to deny US Marine Corps veterans’ claims for medical treatment for cancer and other life threatening diseases resulting from decades of water contamination by toxic chemicals at Camp Lejeune
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I can confirm this from family in Texas that went to early vote @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ . People are voting and when they’re finished some of their votes are changing on their own. Most don’t even know it. I think this is something to look into.
Dear @AnnieAndrewsMD: I just voted for you, but when I went to check the ballot, your name had been switched with the libertarian candidate. I don’t think it was user error, but I can’t prove it. I was able to go back and change it after that. But keep an ear out, because if other people are having a similar experience, it’s not an accident.
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MAGA just sent out the brand new marching orders 💀
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Trump is the individual who used this anti-semitic slur. That fact is notably absent from this post.
The term “Shylock” is rooted in a longstanding antisemitic stereotype. Regardless of intent, its use can reinforce harmful tropes about Jews and normalize language that has long been used to target the Jewish community.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The term was used (for at least the second intent in as many years) by President Trump.
forbes.com/sites/siladity…
Important context to point out the user of the term regardless of intent.
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Remember when a purported BLM group called Dallas Justice Now sent letters to rich white people telling them not send their kids to Ivy League schools, and it turned out that Dallas Justice Now was a hoax created by Crowds on Demand at the behest of a Republican megadonor? I do!
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Why would a Texas Transgender Student Union form an LLC in WYOMING. And the fact that it was last month???
Clear as day op. I hope TENT sues
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Trump Setlist 10/19/26 (Wichita, KS)
Shakedown Tweet
Marseille Half-Step Uptown Lootaroo
Windmills > Toilets > Lawnmowers
$5,000 Hamburger
Picasso’s Very Fit Moon > Touch of Gay
I Could Say Anything and You Idiots Clap
Estimated Profit
Morning Dew
A short, experimental set.
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Ted Nugent was accused of raping and sexually assaulting several minors including Courtney Love when she was 12 and he literally wrote a song about how he’s attracted to 13 year olds. Trump is now campaigning with him
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Mavs family for life. Thank you, No. 7.
#MFFL