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Seaside, OR
Joined August 2018
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I think the premise for Cash Cab could work in other environments like Cash Groceries, Cash Gas or Cash Emergency Medicine
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I sure do know a lot of yo-yo tricks for someone who barely makes rent each month.
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1k followers and as a thank you I've partnered up with @tildeathdc and @DoomsdayDG for a giveaway To enter: Follow @DoomsdayDG Follow @tildeathdc Retweet this tweet That's it Winner Gets: @DoomsdayDG proto 2 Plaque @DoomsdayDG proto 3 Famine @tildeathdc Hat Running until 6/1
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I wanted pickles but I forgot what aisle the pickles were on -How I spent 2 hours in a Walmart
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Why don't we pay for handling anymore? We still pay for shipping. Did companies just stop handling stuff? What's going on!?
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Scientist: The Earth is spinning slightly faster this year Innova: ...Earth 3
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I'd wear a visor but it won't cover my bald spot so what's the point
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That's some tweet! Good tweet or best ever? @thajawn's tweet was selected by @Cornjerker78 as the tweet of the day. That's the stuff! teapawt.net/thajawn/status/1217661…
Park Ranger: Careful, someone saw a coyote out here earlier Me: Ok, thanks -20 minutes later- *drives into a rock painted like a tunnel
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me: there’s a contortionist competition soon wife: you should enter yourself me: bit gross but it might help me win
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$600 sounds like a lot of money until you see that my local radio station is giving away $1000 just for being the tenth caller
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[Inventing boomerang] GUY: fuck this particular stick GUY: come back stick I love you
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Farmers who aren’t pro tractors, what’s your angle?
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I just want someone that can draw perfect circles. No weird Os
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When you let your mom cut your hair and she tells you what a handsome young man you are
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Not to brag but its only Tuesday and I've already eaten up my groceries for the week.
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A single jar of Welch's hurtling toward the sun after the earth explodes. "Space Jam, haha" I think, as my body disintegrates.
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please stop honking. it scares them
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*DMing the government of any functioning country* God I wanna be inside of you so bad
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An audio book? Back in my day we called those accordions.
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