Hat model. Exotic Bovril taster. Writer. @MiseryHunters and @StMirrenTV contributor. (He/him).

Glasgow, Scotland.
Joined October 2011
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With the new Scottish Premiership season just days away, @thatAndrewC is back to run the rule over this year's kit hits and misses. The 2026/27 Scottish Premiership Shirts, Ranked, and free to read over on Patreon, now. patreon.com/miseryhunters/po…
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Never hit the mainstream before drugs and death toppled their trajectory, universally regarded as among the greatest purely rock bands of its time (of all time?), nowhere to be found on this list
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century. 1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes 3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers 4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo 5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead 6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers 7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes 8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z 9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys 10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
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Mine already comes out red is that bad or
Arsenal are now using smart urinals, or S-Urinals, as Kamleon, the company behind the technology, calls them, to measure players hydration levels in real time. How it works: 1. Smart urinals are installed across training facilities. 2. Players go number one and immediately receive a green, yellow or red hydration score. 3. Medical staff can access the data in real time, identify dehydration and recommend adjustments. 4. Players and staff continuously monitor hydration levels to help optimize performance and recovery. #arsenal #afc
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Turnstile x Fugazi Punk History
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Been spending money wisely
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Lmao if there was even so much as an ounce of self awareness in Glasgow the entire place would collapse in on itself like a dying star.
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You've just bought yourself another 5 games of being shite my big mad friend
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This warms my heart ❤️
Replying to @di_cranio
It all kicked off because Sr Mirren keeper was goading the Dundee fans then threw his tape at the crowd which Fink seen to which he then confronted him about it. Then Sule came up to the fans gesturing things to us.
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Replying to @DundeeFC
St Mirren deserve to be punished for the pitch and that behaviour
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Calvin Ramsey, Eseosa Sule - every £7 Govanhill hipster pint I pour tonight will be for you!
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Watching Below on Netflix. So much nice Carhartt on show what you doing fishing in that lad you're supposed to go coffee shop
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How I’d line us up tomorrow fwiw. Back 3 gives us a spare man on Fink & Hay, wbs stretch a narrow Dundee midfield, with Kabia & Thomas rotating round them at pace. If McLeish opts to stick with the same shape as Pittodrie - which he may well- it's got to be Jackson in for Gogic.
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These and a voi bike home from work on one pint
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Cool!
Willie Collum confirms St Mirren should have "without question" been awarded a penalty at 0-0 vs Rangers. Full VAR audio released, including verdict at the time that “attacker [Ismeal Kabia] plays the ball and then he runs into the defender." 🔗stmirrenmercury.substack.com…
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Niko a huge miss. Sule more than capable of leading the line if used correctly though. Saw glimpses of it first half v Aberdeen. Being forced to tweak the style a bit going forward may not be the worst thing.
St Mirren boss Craig McLeish confirms Niko Agrafiotis will be out until at least early December. Will give Sosa Sule a run of games to try to establish himself. Admits current run of 5 defeats in a row can’t go on.
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Started working in a pub in one of the "top 5 coolest places to live in the world" and, let me tell you, I should be getting footballers wages.
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Thing is, Hearts are actually a much better team than they were last season. And Celtic haven't recruited all that well at all. They didn't get beat 7-1 today because of football, they got beat because, when it comes down to it, they have the hearts and minds of losers. Funny.
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Sheer amount aside, the types of goals we're shipping right now is so concerning. A couple good halves mean nothing with how easy we are to play against this season. Things need to change fast, and looking around I'm not sure who you point at to lead that change. Feels bad brev.
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