i left btw. find me at thebadcode.bsky.social

make invalid states unrepresentable

humans evolved specifically to respond positively to the weight of a perfectly cooked costco honey-glazed ham

The policy should be: you’re eating something from a street food cart, god bless and good luck.

Shark jump moment. Horrible insane traumatic television for No Reason for a character already slated to die in a handful of episodes. My gf said “oh this is torture porn”.

Lurch 2028

It’s a great song don’t get me wrong, but Gordon Lightfoot got a lucky fuckin break by getting to rhyme “peril” with “Fitzgerald”.

🎵 Take a loss / country road / now would ya bet / on a toss 🎵

Lot of folks on here missing the point that Trump is a stupid, narcissistic bully who conceives of every conflict in terms of an 80s real estate conflict and has unilateral, unreviewable, and irrevocable nuclear launch authority.

There can be only one

My mom and I were at the mall and she pointed at a sign and said “oh look shoes are on sale!” and I told her I had no idea what she was talking about and a week later I could see.

Picturing this

All the inspiration they needed was right there

this is what every city, township, and county will look like under the second trump administration (derogatory)

This is my political platform 👍

elon clearly doesn’t

And yet inflation cost dems the election. The voters have spoken!