Skeptical, but in a good way, and kind of hedonistic. Lucky, happy and practicing letting it all go. Views all mine

San Francisco
Joined July 2009
Michael Torres retweeted
BREAKING: Arab parties in Israel are celebrating election night, after securing the high number of seats in Israel's history. The worst apartheid to ever exist.
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Are these “negotiations” anywhere near a window?
BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin has invited Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to Moscow for direct negotiations, assuring him that all necessary conditions, including security arrangements, would be provided
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Anything that shaves months off approvals is a win. Time is the most expensive line item in any SF project.
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Two million Arabs vote in today’s election in Israel. Very strange Apartheid.
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Reminder: Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East, is holding free and fair elections today.
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When we pass housing laws allowing people to build new homes, we mean it.
HUGE new Ct. of Appeal decision holds that CA homeowners whose ADU application was denied may sue city for damages. The logic sweeps broadly, probably reaching all housing projects subject to ministerial approval under state law -- and perhaps even more. 🧵/23
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Michael Torres retweeted
I’m going back to physical cookbooks because I’m DONE with closing 20 ads, reading your granny’s origin story, and scrolling through an entire memoir before I finally get to the actual recipe.
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Good night, world. May Netanyahu be kicked into the dustbin of history by this time tomorrow. Enough.
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Michael Torres retweeted
Flavio Bolsonaro crying after losing the election. I hope that cheered up your day.
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Both Bolsonaro and Lula’s campaign requested that the polls stay open an extra 2 hours. Baby Bolsonaro lost. Stop with the cope.
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Michael Torres retweeted
Someone dresses up as Jasmine Masters
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Michael Torres retweeted
Padilla is an anti-housing politician who bragged to me about getting an affordable housing project reduced from 6 stories to 3 stories. She also said that broken street lights allow her constituents to better see the stars. And worth saying: no one has been more vindictive and petty ever since Nithya had the audacity to challenge Bass for mayor, and by extension, all the council members who decided to eat shit and pretend Bass is doing a bang up job. Which explains why this "endorsement" is so warmed over. Oh the mayor is reachable by phone? Awesome. The city is falling apart.
Take it from Councilwoman Imelda Padilla, Los Angeles needs a mayor who is willing to work with every City Councilmember to deliver lasting results for Angelenos. I’m committed to working together with our city leaders and constituents to keep moving Los Angeles forward and ensure our city is ready for the 2028 Olympics! Make your plan to vote now and get your ballot in on or before Election Day on November 3rd!
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Michael Torres retweeted
Some of yall are gonna feel so stupid for falling for this free Palestine shit some day lol
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Michael Torres retweeted
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Com 11,7 MILHÕES de ouvintes mensais, Slayyyter atinge seu maior pico no Spotify. — Na última semana ela ganhou mais de 500 MIL novos ou vintes!
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To everyone celebrating Lula’s reelection victory, I just want us to all acknowledge Erika Hilton right here. She’s a Black trans woman who became the most voted congresswoman in Brazilian history this cycle and has been campaigning nonstop for Lula in the second round
Derrotamos a Meta. Derrotamos as bets. Derrotamos os EUA. Derrotamos a milícia. Derrotamos a Faria Lima. Derrotamos a turma do Vorcaro. Derrotamos Flávio Bolsonaro. Lula é tetra, e de virada. Isso é HISTÓRIA, e cada uma e cada um de vocês ajudou a escrever 💗
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Michael Torres retweeted
Ah, nós ganhamos! Um dia tão bom para o Brasil 🥰 que exemplo brilhante para o resto do mundo!
LULA celebrates his reelection alongside ERIKA HILTON, a Brazilian transgender congresswoman!
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In the end, Brazil really did teach the United States a lesson. They jailed the fascist, and then they defeated his political heir.
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Yesterday, Brazil showed the world that the will of the people is stronger than the authoritarians who try to suppress it. Congratulations President @LulaOficial and congratulations Brazil.
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Michael Torres retweeted
Nithya Raman really is running to be the Zohran Mamdani of L.A. Someone who is pretty far left, but also technocratic, results-focused, and intent on dismantling the city's machine politics. And also aggressively pro-housing. If she wins, I wonder what other big cities could see candidates with this brand of politics pop up.
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Michael Torres retweeted
People is rural Brazil were literally taking boats, planes, and long ass bus rides in order to vote to save their democracy from authoritarianism. So we can all get to the polls early to save our democracy too.
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