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I write jokes.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2010
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
.@ATT Starting 5️⃣ vs. @nyknicks 🏀 James Harden 🏀 Kris Dunn 🏀 Kawhi Leonard 🏀 Nicolas Batum 🏀 Ivica Zubac
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Israel is really a terrorist state.
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Ok… so he fucks… and if they’re cinema style, he knows his angles… he’s an artist.
Luigi Mangione sex tape bombshell as CEO assassin suspect filmed 'at least 20' cinema-style porn videos: 'He wanted to be watched' trib.al/JX8ErNw
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
Despite being critically acclaimed with a highly successful festival run, ‘NO OTHER LAND’ has not been able to land a US distributor. It just won the #Oscar for Best Documentary.
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
LAPD plainclothes cop BRIAN D. KOLKE punched 61-yo, 140-lb Earl Roots so hard that he suffered a collapsed lung, kicked him, and tried to cover up his assault. Asm. BLANCA PACHECO @AsmPacheco thinks Kolke's name, pic & video should be secret under #AB1178.
Caught up w/ Earl Roots today. 2+ yrs after an LAPD 👮‍♂️sat on him, punched him in the chest & collapsed his lung, he says he still wakes up gasping for air in the middle of the night. The 👮‍♂️got away w/ it by claiming he feared the 61yo could overpower him. la.streetsblog.org/2023/12/1…
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
Caught up w/ Earl Roots today. 2+ yrs after an LAPD 👮‍♂️sat on him, punched him in the chest & collapsed his lung, he says he still wakes up gasping for air in the middle of the night. The 👮‍♂️got away w/ it by claiming he feared the 61yo could overpower him. la.streetsblog.org/2023/12/1…
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
Trump team chooses Russian state media over the American free press. This is not us.
Can confirm White House is letting in a reporter from Russian state news agency TASS to cover the bilat between Trump and Zelenskiy. Reuters and AP were excluded.
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
Wow.
Can confirm White House is letting in a reporter from Russian state news agency TASS to cover the bilat between Trump and Zelenskiy. Reuters and AP were excluded.
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A backyard, a beer and a blunt is so perfect for this weather in LA right now.
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could she act? no. but was her character good? also no. and were her plotlines compelling? not really. but did she look good? also no. but did i enjoy her time in the movie? again, no. but would i watch more of her character? also no
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
It was already sad when people were using ChatGPT for the basics but now people are admitting to using it for therapy and companionship. Humans need to start socializing again. ChatGPT is killing the earth and killing people’s social skills.
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
1/29: first commercial plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Learjet crash in Philly 2/5: Japan Airlines plane strikes Delta flight on runway in Seattle 2/6: Bering Air flight wrecks in Nome, Alaska 2/10: Plane crashes in Scottsdale, AZ 2/12: Military fighter jet crashes into San Diego Bay 2/16: Plane crashes in Covington, GA *7 plane crashes* since the Trump administration congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
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Nick (Joke punch-up) Perdue retweeted
Be very real with yourself. Breath control was great, storytelling aspects from Samuel L and staging was very well done. Lighting and movement across the field too. Come on 😭. We can have critiques but mid? 🤒
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