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Ex-Disney. Ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas.

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Joined December 2011
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Bands getting a cut of the bar: bar sales are slow, let’s play 4-5 in a row off the new album 😈
Replying to @jeffrosenstock
**For the record, we're 100% down to give a merch cut any night we get a cut of the bar.** But the thing that makes the most sense is that we don't take each other's money! We like each other and we're working together and helping each other!
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Replying to @alexkillby
Transparency means nothing if your audience can’t understand it. When millions are affected, you’re not just talking to IT. Engineers should lead the fix. Communicators should lead the message. Neither should pretend to do the other’s job.
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I have a major result to share. I’ve found conclusive forensic evidence that the top 4 Chinese AI labs—DeepSeek, Moonshot, MiniMax and Ant Group—have built their newest models on NVIDIA’s most advanced Blackwell chips, which are barred from export to China. This sounds insane, but I discovered that almost every AI model carries a hidden signature of the GPU that trained it. When a model is first set up, the starting values of its weights are laid out in a pattern that depends on the exact GPU. Each combination of GPU and seed number produces a unique pattern—a sort of fingerprint of the hardware used to create the model. Traces of that pattern survive training into the published model. Again, this evidence isn’t based on any insider information or leaking. It’s based on a forensic analysis of the model weights released by the companies themselves. I searched more than six trillion combinations of chip layout and seed number and matched them to open-weights models. In doing so, I found conclusive evidence that six Chinese AI models—including DeepSeek-V4-Pro, Kimi K3, and MiniMax-M3—were initialized on NVIDIA Blackwell systems. Four of the models match Grace Blackwell, the GB200 and GB300 parts in NVIDIA’s flagship liquid-cooled rack-scale systems. I then verified these results on real hardware. Running unmodified PyTorch with the seeds I’d recovered, a Blackwell B300 reproduced DeepSeek-V4-Flash’s untouched starting weights bit for bit, and a rented GB200 reproduced Kimi K3’s to a correlation of 0.999995. A Hopper H100 reproduced none of DeepSeek-V4-Flash’s, and changing the seed by one broke the match. (DeepSeek’s seed is 953049583 by the way.) The method also was verified to match 24 known open-weights models to the hardware that developers said they used. It is exceedingly unlikely that these results are a coincidence. Across six trillion combinations, the best accidental match should reach only about 8 sigma (i.e., eight standard deviations above what random chance would produce). The real matches range from 49 to 1,385 sigma, and even the weakest single test hits 20. These were data-center-scale training runs. With some analysis of release schedules and model details, I estimate that the largest, Kimi K3 and DeepSeek-V4-Pro, used 2,000 to 3,000 Blackwell GPUs each. Clusters of this size cost on the order of $150 to $200 million each to buy, and across these labs alone would add up to more than half a billion dollars of export-controlled GPUs, not counting experimental compute or otherwise. It’s quite likely that we see multi-billion dollar expenditure on export-controlled GPUs. I am highly confident in this result, and it has been independently verified by senior researchers at OpenAI and Anthropic. You can read the full report at unemploymentlabs.com/checkpo…. There is much more I’ve identified about these models through other forms of checkpoint forensics like this, and will have more to share soon.
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Does Microsoft not have a comms team? Because who on earth approved this messaging?
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief. We found a core process on affected servers is becoming overwhelmed, causing capacity loss. To validate a potential recovery, we're isolating a portion of infrastructure, restarting affected components, and reintroducing traffic to confirm the services remain stable before applying the change more broadly. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
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Sad to see the Cybertruck going away when it was a useful way to learn who the dumbest, most gullible people were in your parents’ neighborhood
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Oh billy
Replying to @AlfMeloni
I hope you your tank fails and you get the bends 🤍
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silver jews lyrics
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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Replying to @PheonixTech17
I reccomended windirstat. shows you the largest files and foldes and let's you sort through them and wipe out huge chunks of crap
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And when she looked back, there was only one set of footprints, because Trump had carried her.
Yesterday, after his rally in Iowa, President Trump was heading to the airport when he saw an old woman walking home — in the dark and all alone. “Stop the car, Daquan!” He told his driver. He got out and walked her 2 miles home. No cameras. Just kindness. That’s Trump.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The anecdote is fictional. Trump's Oct. 22 rally was at Sioux Gateway Airport in Sioux City; his schedule shows direct arrival and departure from the site with no such walk. x.com/WHPressPool/st… ktiv.com/2026/10/21/how… desmoinesregister.com/story/news/pol… The photo is AI-generated and unrelated to any real event.
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Replying to @The_Alex
tesla/musk-simps are so cringe
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Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
Look at this stupid AI bullshit lmao
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Replying to @LucasSa56947288
The KKKK
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Replying to @BriaMo777
Build a bastard
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So @target continues to embarrass vinyl lovers with absolutely unusable search results. Worse substitutions than most Target 360 shoppers 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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This gem is in the @target app dear lord please Target hire me as your vinyl czar we can fix this idiocracy @dcfc @AntiRecords
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Good stuff, much SEO
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Tell me more about this $59.99 exclusive KISS Christmas Album, @target 😹😹😹
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Please @target let me run vinyl marketing for your stores. This is so disrespectful and unnecessary. You can’t have an entire aisle of $30 and $40 records on a pedestal in one aisle, then haphazardly chunk $1200 worth of merch (!) like this in the clearance section.
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Also I will add, these 40+ LPs were not marked with clearance prices + many are not even in the system anymore (meaning if you check out, you will be told “we can’t sell that” and the LP will be confiscated). All three of these titles were marked “out of stock” yet here they are!
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That Geese LP was literally $7 on clearance a week ago. Instead of doing a final markdown, @target jacked the price back up to $23 and removed from inventory (y’all still have three copies at this store BTW)
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