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Amy Cardinale

@thingsamytweets

NYC based comedian. Instagram: real.amy.Cardinale, TikTok: amycardinale

 New York, NY
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Joined February 2012
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@nypost8 Feb 2021
Cure Auto Insurance's 'Whip it Out' Super Bowl ad slammed as offensive trib.al/nSLOMRl
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Everytime I think I’m doing well I’m like not everyone goes home on their lunch break to take a pregnancy test
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Don't miss @Neko_white93 @NotSteveRogers @JattyRobinson @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 10:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…
Neko White, Steven Rogers, Jatty Robinson, Amy Cardinale - July 6th 10:30PM

Neko White, Steven Rogers, Jatty Robinson, Amy Cardinale - July 6th 10:30PM

Get the authentic NYC stand up comedy experience at New York Comedy Club! Enjoy a nightly showcase of the best comedians in the city, hot up-and-comers, plus hotshot celebrity drop ins, national and...

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Scientists at Rutgers have constructed a 3D model depicting what the ideal male body looks like
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And they say we don’t have a culture
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My therapist told me I have an avoidant attachment style and I refuse to acknowledge it
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The pope is dressed like a drug dealer from Long Island and I’m suddenly attracted to him.
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So many women are going to be buying Plan B in Philly tomorrow.
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I had a dream John Cena yelled at me and it was the weirdest sex dream ever.
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I want to go to Olive Garden so someone else can microwave my food.
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Tonight at midnight @thingsamytweets and @male_comedian joins @ZASpookshow on @zacspookshow! Watch live at gasdigitalnetwork.com/live or subscribe to the network to get the pre release RIGHT after it airs! Use code ZAC at signup to get a 7 day FREE trial! #movies #watchalong
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I got called a Walmart Camila Cabello and I’ve never been more complimented
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Tom Cassidy@cassidycomedy25 Oct 2022
Wednesday at 8PM Newyorkadelphia @KevinRyanComedy @PatBurtscher @thingsamytweets @samrubinoff @drevyanko @edmanhustle and me at @bklyncomedyclub 🔪 🎃
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I wish more women would realize they don’t lose anything by calling another woman beautiful
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I suddenly feel unwelcome at Target
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Get your late night laughs with @GibranSaleem @cassidycomedy @CatZini @funnyphilduck @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 11:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…
Gibran Saleem, Tom Cassidy, Phil Duckett, Amy Cardinale - September 17th 11:30PM

Gibran Saleem, Tom Cassidy, Phil Duckett, Amy Cardinale - September 17th 11:30PM

Wondering what to do tonight? Our New York stand up comedy showcase is one of the most fun things to do on a weeknight! Whether you’re with your friends from work looking for a great Happy Hour, want...

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Tonight at @HalyardsBar we have such a special lineup for you! @yedoye_ @GlitterCheese @MikeSzar_ @thingsamytweets @CaseyMcGowann Andy Van! 830pm see you there💕
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Nobody is hurting more than a grown woman with an eyebrow piercing
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The world has gone mad. People are getting sicker and sicker. Focus on being grateful. Stay in the light. Be around people that lift you up. Remember you are lovable. You are perfect just the way you are. I am sending you love. 🙏🏼❤️
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We've got @ChristFinnegan @dlemoncomedy @miacomedy @McLonghair @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 10:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…
Christian Finnegan, Damien Lemon, Mia Jackson, Amy Cardinale - August 10th 10:30PM

Christian Finnegan, Damien Lemon, Mia Jackson, Amy Cardinale - August 10th 10:30PM

Wondering what to do in the East Village? Our New York stand up comedy showcase is one of the most fun things to do on a weeknight! From a casual date night to a spontaneous friends night out, you...

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Don't miss @rachelwolfson @AIapalucci @matedgar @cassidycomedy @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 10:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…
Rachel Wolfson, Adrienne Iapalucci, Mat Edgar, Tom Cassidy - July 27th 10:30PM

Rachel Wolfson, Adrienne Iapalucci, Mat Edgar, Tom Cassidy - July 27th 10:30PM

Wondering what to do in the East Village? Our New York stand up comedy showcase is one of the most fun things to do on a weeknight! From a casual date night to a spontaneous friends night out, you...

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