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derek

@this_derek

A shaved Sasquatch hiding in Hawaii.

Joined August 2010
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Ate an edible, drank hard alcohol and now I'm eating black olives off my fingers while sitting on the floor. #FridayNight
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You ever have people in your life and think "I don't know how we got here but I'm glad we did"
Me talking about life
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James Webb Deez nuts
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I'm watching below decks and I've never wanted to sink a boat more.
Gen X comics, I'll give you double the time Premium Blend gave you if you show up tonight and yell our secret booking phrase
H. Michael Kre (@howardkremer) profile pictureH. Michael Kre@howardkremer6 Jul 2022
Comedy@Chaplin Stand Up Show! Wednesday, July 6. 8:30 PM in front of the Charlie Chaplin mural by 1832 Russel/Vermont. @ayobrobro @touchingcheeses @maxbeasleyyy @maddiecollins @rachelle_f @mattelgrande and more. Fresh air. No cover
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chib@chibleee25 Jun 2022
Rachael Ray’s molotov cocktail recipe
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“I don’t have any kids...THAT I KNOW OF!” - Casey Anthony as a stand up comedian
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Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter
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When you can't stop spending dad's emerald mine money killing monkeys with microchip implants.
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Why did nobody tell me about that new @soulglophl album till NOW! Straight bangers!
What's amazing is people are still going to get high and mighty about shit on this app where they work for free to make an awful rich guy richer
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ret@rad_milk28 Mar 2022
this is what would have happened if zelensky went to the oscars. really makes you think
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New animatronics look lit!
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Jared Leto always looks like you just caught him trying to pour poison into your goblet in an FMV game and he's waiting for you to pick your response
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Theres nothing more iconic. Hang this in a museum.
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@PageSix10 Mar 2022
Heidi Montag snacks on bison heart as part of her raw meat diet trib.al/n3Kfc9C
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