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derek

@this_derek

A shaved Sasquatch hiding in Hawaii.

Joined August 2010
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Me talking about life
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Gen X comics, I'll give you double the time Premium Blend gave you if you show up tonight and yell our secret booking phrase
H. Michael Kre (@howardkremer) profile pictureH. Michael Kre@howardkremer6 Jul 2022
Comedy@Chaplin Stand Up Show! Wednesday, July 6. 8:30 PM in front of the Charlie Chaplin mural by 1832 Russel/Vermont. @ayobrobro @touchingcheeses @maxbeasleyyy @maddiecollins @rachelle_f @mattelgrande and more. Fresh air. No cover
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chib@chibleee25 Jun 2022
Rachael Ray’s molotov cocktail recipe
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“I don’t have any kids...THAT I KNOW OF!” - Casey Anthony as a stand up comedian
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Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this taco place called Floofys. All the tacos are like $9 and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of neon signs everywhere that say Be A Messy Bitch and Me Gusta Tequila. a racist gay couple from Vermont owns it. It used to be a womens shelter
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When you can't stop spending dad's emerald mine money killing monkeys with microchip implants.
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What's amazing is people are still going to get high and mighty about shit on this app where they work for free to make an awful rich guy richer
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ret@rad_milk28 Mar 2022
this is what would have happened if zelensky went to the oscars. really makes you think
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Jared Leto always looks like you just caught him trying to pour poison into your goblet in an FMV game and he's waiting for you to pick your response
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Theres nothing more iconic. Hang this in a museum.
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@PageSix10 Mar 2022
Heidi Montag snacks on bison heart as part of her raw meat diet trib.al/n3Kfc9C
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The original IDGAF video by me and @zackfox
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Replying to @BrotiGupta
Whitney, Whitney 👁 She tried to defend 👄 Her heightless, hairless 💄 Musclebound friend 💋
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ret@rad_milk29 Jan 2022
RIP the goat
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prezoh@prezoh17 Jan 2022
elon musk will be dating a twitch affiliate in twitter bio girl this year i know it
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DMCA...NFT...how about we all STFU
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This is so good teapawt.net/ASovietOnion/status/14…
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