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Joined July 2009
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It’s called The Cullenator
Suicide Machine Will Ask People Three Questions Before it Kills Them buff.ly/48btroZ
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How did I miss this?
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It’s calming knowing that Chris Kirk just needed to score better than a 14 on the final hole to cash in on the greatest golf handicapper @kirkmin ‘s pick of the week #KirkWasRight @kirkminshow
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Made it through my first day on Twitter.
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I like Scottie Scheffler but he’s ruining my weekend
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I pick McDonald’s 9 out of 10 times over this malarkey
Replying to @_willcompton
It is a subpar burger if we are being honest. And animal style is inedible
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True life: my dog is a better gambler than me. ⁦@IainMacBets⁩ ⁦@BarstoolBigCat⁩ ⁦@PMTsportsbiz⁩
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Screw it… If Rams win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet. Must be following me and @SimplebetHQ so we can DM you if you win. GO.
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Okay last one.. If Joe Burrow throws a touchdown pass I’ll give 3 ETHEREUM to someone who retweets and favorites this tweet. Must be following me and @antifund so we can DM the winner. GO.
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#embracedebate which baseball rule is more arbitrary: dropped third strike or requiring coaches to wear uniforms
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This asshole wrote a book - and won an Emmy - for what he did during this. And everyone with pulse knew he was full of shit. Including the media. He should be in jail.
Breaking News: Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s top aide told lawmakers that New York withheld data on the virus’s toll in nursing homes to forestall potential investigations. nyti.ms/3dd8Gk1
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31 teams passed on Taylor Heinicke
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What if 2021 also sucks?
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6 more months of Coronavirus. Fuck
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Low hanging fruit but.... I’ll take it. FIX HIS SHIT @PlayStation
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I am having the same problem after being refunded for charges that a hacker sent. Please DM me to fix this
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My account has been suspended due to a refund I received after being hacked. Can you help me restore my account
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, other than Mini Mike, was the loser of the night. She didn’t even come close to winning her home state of Massachusetts. Well, now she can just sit back with her husband and have a nice cold beer!
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