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Iván

@ticivan

Fútbol - Motor | Socio de @elClubOlimpia

 Paraguay
Joined October 2011
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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Replying to @xolodelrey
JAJAJAJA a todos nos traumo, pero realmente el relato de que tenían "bigotes falsos" lo dijeron los brazucas para excusarse de matar niños💀💀💀💀
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Someone should commission a study on Harry Kane's tracking back.
𝒎𝒐𝒆. (@moe4ed) profile picture𝒎𝒐𝒆.
@moe4edOct 28
Harry Kane's tracking back is a subject worthy of academic study.
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Algo bueno que ha traído la IA al sector es que los vende humo son cada vez menos intocables. Antes pensaban que su conocimiento era único y les permitía vender cursos para hacer un "hola mundo" en el framework de moda. Por desgracia, todavía le quedan las redes sociales para seguir vendiendo su basura y alimentar su ego.
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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Imagínense ver este video y pensar que Harry Kane no merecía el balón de oro.
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R2D2@ArturituhOct 25
KAJSKAJS en quien ponía su esperanza no
Alberto (@atolopeza) profile pictureAlberto@atolopezaOct 24
No podes caer tan bajo y decepcionar de esta manera. No hay esperanza con ningún influencer en este país.
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Código de vestimenta ✅️ +3 ✅️ 𝐄𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞 😉
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1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP​.net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js 2022: PHP is dead, learn Solidity 2026: The NSA is advising that you turn off PHP
NSA Cyber (@NSACyber) profile pictureNSA Cyber
@NSACyberOct 21
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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Contra todo pronóstico y sin aviso previo, Ondřej Surý ha aplicado los parches CVE-2026-109618 y CVE-2026-109619 tanto para PHP 5.6 como para PHP 7.4. En el log aparece: "Backported from 8.2.35". Nos ha salvado el culo a los que tenemos servidores Debian/Ubuntu.
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IcyVert
@IcyVertOct 16
Very common situation
Umesh Kumar (@itsumeshk) profile pictureUmesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Porsche did that decades ago. Come up with a new idea #unimpressed
Tesla (@Tesla) profile pictureTesla
@TeslaOct 16
Holy smokes
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Replying to @CerebrosG
"Momentos más importantes de la raza humana" Deberías llamarte Culo en lugar de Cerebros
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TESLA ROADSTER en Latinoamérica 👇🏼
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Mi primer día con el Tesla teapawt.net/ssssscca/status/211098…
Tesla (@Tesla) profile pictureTesla
@TeslaOct 16
Do a kickflip!
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Tenes que cerrar Jurassic Park.
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Cuando lo lleva Loeb ya lo ves con otros ojos
Tom Howard (@TommyHoward) profile pictureTom Howard@TommyHowardOct 11
Rally legend Sebastien Loeb has tested the new 2027 Project Rally One World Rally Championship challenger. #wrc motorsport.com/wrc/news/seba…
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JERACERX@jeracerxOct 6
"Fernando Alonso and Sebastien Loeb team up to take on Dakar in an Aston Martin originally designed for Call of Duty" may be the shitpostiest motorsport headline ever created
Justin Nguyen 🏈🏁 (@ZappaOMatic) profile pictureJustin Nguyen 🏈🏁@ZappaOMaticOct 6
#Dakar2027/#CallOfDuty: Fernando Alonso's Dakar car will be based on the Dreadnought, the SUV that Aston Martin made for "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4". This bodywork on top of the Dacia Sandrider's innards. Sébastien Loeb is also expected to come aboard as his teammate.
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Autosport
@autosportOct 5
When you look up commentators curse in the dictionary from now on 💀
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Ema@ManuBarrios97Oct 4
La dirección de meteorología siempre avisa, sube boletines con antelación, dónde lo que viven, se sabe que acá cualquier lluvia te perjudica, es cuestión de tomar las precauciones
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Boludos con Hilux (@boludosconHilux) profile pictureBoludos con Hilux@boludosconHiluxOct 3
¿Cómo es que no tenemos un sistema de alerta ante está clase de tormentas? Porque lo de hoy no fue normal
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