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Arena3 co-founder | ‘Have a Flutter’ @BritishComedy | ‘Two Puddles’ @PalmSpringsShortFest | @TRKoTImprov | @CSM_News alum

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Joined July 2008
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Well, Russia hit my fucking apartment building for no reason whatsoever tonight, so big womp womp about their oil hubs.
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Today Trump announced a deal to supply Russian diesel to U.S. and global markets. Just three weeks ago, he signed a law targeting major buyers of Russian oil and gas with tariffs of up to 100%. The goal was to cut off funding for Putin’s war against Ukraine. So what changed?
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EXPECT EVERYTHING @LC_Lionesses @nikefootball Writer & director 🙋🏼‍♂️
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There is no chance whatsoever Nolan cast Nyong’o to satisfy Academy diversity requirements. OPPENHEIMER was cast entirely with white actors and won seven Oscars including best picture.
For the record, I think Lupita Nyong’o is incredibly beautiful. I mean she has a nearly perfect face. The issue is that Helen of Troy was Greek and described as fair and Musk is almost certainly correct that Nolan changed her race to fulfill the new diversity standards the Academy requires. And we should whine about that. It’s death to art.
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Nolan pushing his retelling into uncharted cinematic territory is structural alignment with source material defined by navigating the unknown
Elon Musk is bashing Christopher Nolan for #TheOdyssey casting, alleging the director cast Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy because he “wants the awards.” In additional X posts, Musk re-tweeted posts that mocked Elliot Page’s masculinity and claimed that Nolan was stomping all over Homer’s grave because of his casting choices. variety.com/2026/film/news/e…
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Question Time at the next election: "Hi, this q has two possible answers. INCREASE, or DECREASE. The national debt stands at £2.9 trillion. Interest rate payments £110 billion PA. You get into power. At the end of your tenure, what happens to our mounting national debt?"
National debt now stands at £2.9 trillion. Interest payments alone are running at over £110 billion a year. We are still borrowing £132 billion every year just to keep the lights on. And yet perfectly sane-looking people in Hackney and Oxford read those figures and conclude we are living through brutal cuts that must be reversed by even more spending. How is this possible?It isn’t lying. It isn’t even stupidity in the normal sense. It is the true believer psychology I’ve written about elsewhere an emotional spasm dressed up as policy. “My truth” replaces evidence. Facts that contradict the narrative are simply ignored or re-labelled “austerity.” The Green Surge That Wasn’t, by @RoryHanrahan5 open.substack.com/pub/roryha…
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Eurobet.live becomes part of Giallorossi family as Main Sponsor of the Club 🤝 📄 asroma.com/en/news/75024/as-… #ASRoma | Eurobet.live | #sentilapassionedalvivo
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The party told you to reject the evidence Orwellian times
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
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We were in court today after being charged for hanging this banner opposite Labour HQ. Pleaded not guilty. Trial in January ✊
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Full respect to @radeksikorski! This is the kind of language Russians understand.
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Poppy vs. Community Notes 🧵 A thread. 1. The beginning
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Just one of the entire families murdered by Russian missiles. Killed 3 days ago.
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expect a call from my attorneys
I’m proud to spend thousands on this gorgeous President Trump bobblehead, and while wokesters may laugh, it’s power will ensure that God blesses us with a healthy harvest season, which will make up for our family not affording groceries.
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Fair.
RFK Jr. is to RFK what Four Seasons Total Landscaping is to Four Seasons Hotel
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Absolutely loved sci-fi animation Scavengers Reign. Like a cross between Waking Life, Moebius and Tarkovsky's Solaris Please renew for S2 🙏#RenewScavengersReign
The crew of Demeter 227 is stranded on a distant planet teeming with fantastic and deadly alien life. Can they make it back home? Scavengers Reign is now on Netflix.
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Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that
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Although Russia is not a communist state and Putin is more in thrall to the temptations of capitalism than the works of Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin, his rule has seen the return of Soviet-style political repression and strict state control over media
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