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Arena3 co-founder | ‘Have a Flutter’ @BritishComedy | ‘Two Puddles’ @PalmSpringsShortFest | @TRKoTImprov | @CSM_News alum

London
Joined July 2008
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Well, Russia hit my fucking apartment building for no reason whatsoever tonight, so big womp womp about their oil hubs.
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Today Trump announced a deal to supply Russian diesel to U.S. and global markets. Just three weeks ago, he signed a law targeting major buyers of Russian oil and gas with tariffs of up to 100%. The goal was to cut off funding for Putin’s war against Ukraine. So what changed?
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There is no chance whatsoever Nolan cast Nyong’o to satisfy Academy diversity requirements. OPPENHEIMER was cast entirely with white actors and won seven Oscars including best picture.
For the record, I think Lupita Nyong’o is incredibly beautiful. I mean she has a nearly perfect face. The issue is that Helen of Troy was Greek and described as fair and Musk is almost certainly correct that Nolan changed her race to fulfill the new diversity standards the Academy requires. And we should whine about that. It’s death to art.
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Eurobet.live becomes part of Giallorossi family as Main Sponsor of the Club 🤝 📄 asroma.com/en/news/75024/as-… #ASRoma | Eurobet.live | #sentilapassionedalvivo
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We were in court today after being charged for hanging this banner opposite Labour HQ. Pleaded not guilty. Trial in January ✊
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Full respect to @radeksikorski! This is the kind of language Russians understand.
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Poppy vs. Community Notes 🧵 A thread. 1. The beginning
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Just one of the entire families murdered by Russian missiles. Killed 3 days ago.
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expect a call from my attorneys
I’m proud to spend thousands on this gorgeous President Trump bobblehead, and while wokesters may laugh, it’s power will ensure that God blesses us with a healthy harvest season, which will make up for our family not affording groceries.
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Fair.
RFK Jr. is to RFK what Four Seasons Total Landscaping is to Four Seasons Hotel
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Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that
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Although Russia is not a communist state and Putin is more in thrall to the temptations of capitalism than the works of Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin, his rule has seen the return of Soviet-style political repression and strict state control over media
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Murdoch's poisonous legacy Narration by @j_smithcameron
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This Thursday evening @TRKoTImprov will be hosting a night of improvised comedy @themillerpub along with @hooplaimpro 🥳We'd love to see you there! eventbrite.co.uk/e/714438654…
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Nevada rangers drove directly into a blockade set up by climate protestors on the road to Burning Man. An officer pulled a gun out, tackling a protestor and threatening to shoot Environmental activists were demanding that #BurningMan ban private jets + single-use plastics
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Hey UK Short Film Friends! 👀👇
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BFI NETWORK England short film funding is now open! Applications for amounts from £5,000 up to a maximum of £25,000 of any length up to a maximum of 15 minutes can be made until midday Tuesday, 23 May. 🙌 Read the full guidelines here 🔗👇 bfi.org.uk/get-funding-suppo…
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Seeking Twitter hive mind! Names matter - so to get beyond erroneous 'developed / developing' countries, we're proposing new country clusters, in terms of their journey towards living in the Doughnut. For starters: Rise-Shift-Fulfil-Reduce. What else do you suggest?...
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Bumped into Liz Truss on her first day at work 😬💼 #LizTruss
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Never doing an Uber Pool again.
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