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Pup pop 🐶. Girl dad 👧🏻👶🏻. Hubs to @PujaSwindle 🙋🏽‍♀️. Taco lover 🌮. Golf geek 🏌🏻. Building @paddlesmash

Barcelona, Spain
Joined September 2011
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Teaching the Euros how to @paddlesmash in Mallorca and I think they get it
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Be Case Keenum. > Grow up in West Texas. Two-star recruit. One scholarship offer. > Take it. Rewrite the NCAA record book at Houston. > Marry your high school sweetheart, the girl you took out for snow cones before any of this started. > Go undrafted anyway. > Spend your rookie season on the practice squad. > Get cut. Get claimed. Get traded. Start over. > Get your chance in Minnesota when the starter gets hurt. > Throw the Minneapolis Miracle. > Help take the Vikings within one win of the Super Bowl. > Keep moving after that, too. > Eight franchises. Different jerseys. Different playbooks. Another chance to prove you belong. > Through all those moves, keep building a life with the girl. > The girl from the snow-cone date becomes the mother of your two children. > Spend years preparing for opportunities that rarely come. > Go 1,009 days without a start. > Keep showing up. Keep doing the work. Stay ready. > Then, at 38, get the call. Chicago needs you. > Walk onto Monday Night Football. > Throw two touchdowns. Run for another. Beat the Eagles 27–7. > Do it with both your kids watching you play in person for the first time. > Finish the night on SportsCenter with your little girl beside you. All those years. All those moves. All those Sundays waiting for a chance. And when this one finally comes, you fucking crush it with your kids looking on. Imagine what that feels like. There are a lot of ways to teach your children to keep going. Letting them watch you do it has to be one of the best. Absolute legend! 🫡
"It was so much fun. I'm going to remember this night forever. This is incredible." QB Case Keenum speaks with @notthefakeSVP after getting the start in the Bears' 27-7 win vs. the Eagles 🏈
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This video of Dolly Parton covering Stairway to Heaven is going around. Here's a higher quality version for you to enjoy. RIP to the Queen of Country and an absolute angel on Earth.
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RIP @DollyParton America (and the world) will miss you ❤️
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this is actually insane > be tech guy in australia > adopt cancer riddled rescue dog, months to live > not_going_to_give_you_up.mp4 > pay $3,000 to sequence her tumor DNA > feed it to ChatGPT and AlphaFold > zero background in biology > identify mutated proteins, match them to drug targets > design a custom mRNA cancer vaccine from scratch > genomics professor is “gobsmacked” that some puppy lover did this on his own > need ethics approval to administer it > red tape takes longer than designing the vaccine > 3 months, finally approved > drive 10 hours to get rosie her first injection > tumor halves > coat gets glossy again > dog is alive and happy > professor: “if we can do this for a dog, why aren’t we rolling this out to humans?” one man with a chatbot, and $3,000 just outperformed the entire pharmaceutical discovery pipeline. we are going to cure so many diseases. I dont think people realize how good things are going to get
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Replying to @hansenjames
FWIW, I’m a small business owner and I paid a substantial amount in tariffs without passing costs on to customers. It impacted my ability to hire people from working families. Not opposed to a refund for working families, but saying companies didn’t pay anything isn’t accurate.
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Supreme Court rules that Trump's sweeping emergency tariffs are illegal. cnn.it/4bZtaLo
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Golden advice on Selling
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This Super Bowl ad for @paddlesmash airing in the Middle East turned out 🔥 *that’s a joke but the video is still 💣 Created by our distributor partner in Qatar #SuperBowl #superbowlad #SuperBowl2026
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Hey @jasonfried I’m going through some old notes I took and found this gem from a talk of yours 10 years ago. These feel timeless to me. How many would still agree with?
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Damn, this man is impressive
Honestly, Ben Affleck actually knowing AI and the landscape caught me off guard, but as a writer, makes sense. Great takes across the board.
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Is there a better sportscaster than @miketirico ? I feel like we’re in an era of some great ones, but Mike is in a league of his own
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I went to the emergency room in Mexico yesterday, had very minor toe surgery, and my bill was…$63. 🤯 What would it have been in the US? #healthcare #Insurance #HealthInsurance
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I shared insights with Merit TV regarding the recent pause of China tariffs, highlighting that the adjustment to 30% fails to offer a long-term solution for importers. This move, rather than resolving issues, introduces further confusion into the import landscape. #Tariffs
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The country is 100% behind the president on fixing a global system of tariffs that has disadvantaged the country. But, business is a confidence game and confidence depends on trust. President @realDonaldTrump has elevated the tariff issue to the most important geopolitical issue in the world, and he has gotten everyone’s attention. So far, so good. And yes, other nations have taken advantage of the U.S. by protecting their home industries at the expense of millions of our jobs and economic growth in our country. But, by placing massive and disproportionate tariffs on our friends and our enemies alike and thereby launching a global economic war against the whole world at once, we are in the process of destroying confidence in our country as a trading partner, as a place to do business, and as a market to invest capital. The president has an opportunity to call a 90-day time out, negotiate and resolve unfair asymmetric tariff deals, and induce trillions of dollars of new investment in our country. If, on the other hand, on April 9th we launch economic nuclear war on every country in the world, business investment will grind to a halt, consumers will close their wallets and pocket books, and we will severely damage our reputation with the rest of the world that will take years and potentially decades to rehabilitate. What CEO and what board of directors will be comfortable making large, long-term, economic commitments in our country in the middle of an economic nuclear war? I don’t know of one who will do so. When markets crash, new investment stops, consumers stop spending money, and businesses have no choice but to curtail investment and fire workers. And it is not just the big companies that will suffer. Small and medium size businesses and entrepreneurs will experience much greater pain. Almost no business can pass through an overnight massive increase in costs to their customers. And that’s true even if they have no debt, and, unfortunately, there is a massive amount of leverage in the system. Business is a confidence game. The president is losing the confidence of business leaders around the globe. The consequences for our country and the millions of our citizens who have supported the president — in particular low-income consumers who are already under a huge amount of economic stress — are going to be severely negative. This is not what we voted for. The President has an opportunity on Monday to call a time out and have the time to execute on fixing an unfair tariff system. Alternatively, we are heading for a self-induced, economic nuclear winter, and we should start hunkering down. May cooler heads prevail.
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Hey @amznsellerhelp we tried removing an ASIN that is infringing on our @paddlesmash utility patent via APEX. We got denied because the product is sold by Amazon 1P and not a 3rd party. Nowhere does it say that APEX only works for 3rd party sellers. Please help
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I’m a sucker for a great grocery store
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