I'm sarcastic and Northern.
Joined July 2013
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Ok women over 40 - following that dreadful @guardian piece on why we should all chop our long hair off because it’s elitist, costs a fortune and we’re wannabe millennials 🙅♀️let’s share pics of us with low cost lovely long hair. Adding mine to thread below 👇
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Its a new Audi, you no longer need parking sensors, just park at an angle across two spaces. I assumed this was briefed out at all Audi dealerships.
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So a few weeks ago, @tinytwink went to the same resort I am currently at. She hid a present for me to find. Me and @ConstantSpray are currently on the hunt-
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It’s one distressing thing after another for the Queen. It makes you want to give her a hug. We can’t do that, so the next best thing is to get an old fashioned postage stamp and gently lick the back of her head.
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Until you do 30 minutes+ of CPR in a plastic gown, N95, surgical mask, two pairs of gloves and a face shield, you should probably stop complaining about wearing some fabric on your face to the grocery store.
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The neighbour from the house you moved out of 13 years ago wants to let you know he can hear a Helicopter.
