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The funniest part about the “Messi is favoured” conspiracy is the idea that FIFA watched him endure four World Cup heartbreaks over 16 years, then one fine afternoon in 2022 suddenly decided, “Right, let’s start rigging it for him now.” 😂
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Throwback to when Barça Femeni found themselves 2-0 down in the Final of the UWCL 💙❤️ What happened next was the stuff of legend 🔥💪🏼
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Mood…
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Life outside Madrid isn't all roses and corruption.
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Initially thought it was straight at him, but no, that Inaki Pena save was obscenely good! First the free-kick, then that? Tell ya what, we don’t win this without him, probably two of the best saves I’ve seen this season. Inaki Pena, I owe you a gargantuan apology…
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It’s an IQ test. I genuinely do not know how you can watch Messi show actual genius on the pitch and have more appreciation for how hard Ronaldo was able to kick the ball.
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Joan Laporta: "When you go to Madrid you realize that there is a 'sociological madridismo' in all the bodies of power. In my first stage we already beat this 'sociological madridismo'. This 'sociological madridismo' did not have a good time and you can imagine how they feel when they see that Barça is doing better and on top of that the president of that stage is the same, that our coach was then the best midfielder in the world. They see that great players from grassroots football are coming out again. In addition, they are not interested in talking about their power. They are the promoters of this plot. They want to take over the club and destroy one of the symbols of Catalonia. We will win the judicial procedure. I have bad news for 'sociological madridismo' because we will make the best Barça in history again."
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me and my girl when we get old😘
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The last time Ronaldo scored in a World Cup knockout he was bald and Brazilian
The last time Messi scored a club hatrick Covid 19 didn’t even exist
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Ah man, it would break my heart, but all good things must come to an end. Can’t be selfish, gotta let Manchester enjoy the greatness…
🚨 Marcos Alonso is a candidate to strengthen the left-back position of Manchester United. @GraemeBailey, @Toby_Cudworth 🇪🇸
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Y’all still look like this on your birthday
Makeup for black people has really come a long way. They had us out here looking casket sharp waiting on the embalming fluid smh
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De Bruyne getting injured in 2 CL finals is so embarrassing. You just simply can’t be unavailable in the biggest game of the season. Imagine Messi coming off in the WC final or Ronaldo in the EURO final. Wait, the last one actually happened. Nevermind. You get my point.
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Everyone was laughing and getting their jokes on…….now, it’s robbery. Better start dancing
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European Titles won in the 21st Century: Madrid - 6 (UCL) Barça - 4 (UCL) Sevilla - 7 (UEL) Atletico - 3 (UEL) Valencia - 1 (UEL) Villarreal - 1 (UEL) LaLiga Total: 22 Premier League - 9 Serie A - 4 Bundesliga - 4 League 1 - 0 Total: 17 Spanish Football Supremacy.
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A new chapter, buzzing to get this done can’t wait to get started @bostonunited 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Our final signing for today is 23-year-old midfielder Keziah Martin, who also joins the Pilgrims from Kidderminster Harriers 🧡🖤⚽️ Welcome to the club!
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As fans we often forget to give credit where it’s due. Pique, Busquets and Alba, have together waived off around €100m in wages, to help the club move forward. I have never seen anything like that, especially nowadays. This should not be forgotten.
🚨🎖| Jordi Alba himself decided to leave. He will WAIVE OFF a significant amount of money he's owed by the club. [@tjuanmarti] #fcblive ❤
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I haven’t really addressed this, but I really like Cancelo for Barça. Adept at playing on both flanks, inverting into the midfield and, of course, highly dynamic. He’s potentially a defensive liability, but given his offensive acumen, I’m all for it.
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Someone @ arteta this what a real coach looks like
🗣️ Xavi: “I want to thank the fans, the parade was amazing! I couldn't celebrate more because I lost my voice 😂”
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PEDRI FINALLY GETS AN ASSIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ah yes, 5.5 for the guy who’s about to break the world record for the least goals conceded in a league campaign… ever. This is silly. Are we just going to pretend like having to repeatedly field a backline comprised of Eric, Pique & Alonso didn’t impact our European campaign?
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