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america: texas is blue! the world: texas is blue! that gay friend you try to ignore: have you read/seen red white and royal blue?
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History, huh? Bet we could make some.
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gonna start asking men with season tickets to their favorite sports teams what kind of debt they’re in
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they’re surgically removing the spark in my eyes tomorrow
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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do NOT show up to your job interview with a to go margarita from chilis
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there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it
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The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.
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