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I am healthy I am whole

Detroit, MI
Joined January 2009
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Anyone downplaying this World Series to those and around those who have never gotten to experience it, take a listen:
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Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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i would like to be a horse on amanda seyfrieds farm
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POPE LEO HAS PASSED the night peacefully. THE HOLY FATHER BREATHED HIS LAST dose of aerosolised saline via the nebuliser and is now resting comfortably. HIS HOLINESS IS NO LONGER WITH US in intensive care, having been transferred to the medical unit. 🇮🇹 ➡️ 🔀 ➡️ 🔄➡️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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my brother just another me
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To understand the current posture and contradictions of the ownership side, you have to understand that literally no “small market” owner opposes Dodgers spending. The more the Dodgers spend + make, the more money that gets stuffed in Mark Attanasio’s pocket
Major League Baseball wants a salary cap and says it's to ensure smaller-market, lower-payroll teams can win in the postseason. Milwaukee, Cleveland and Tampa Bay are winning without one. Free at ESPN, how to reconcile the 2026 postseason and cap talk: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5016…
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I reached out to Michigan Senate candidates Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers for their thoughts on the Detroit Red Wings. Here's what they had to say: octopusthrower.com/what-each…
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris is laying the groundwork for a third presidential run, per WSJ
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what is with my phone
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DIVISION LEAD ERASED. 2-0 SERIES DEFICIT ERASED. THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE HEADED TO FLORIDA AND WE'RE LOVING EVERY GODDAMN SECOND. BUILD JOSE RAMIREZ STATUE AT EVERY STREET CORNER IN CLEVELAND. GAVIN WILLIAMS MELT MACHINE. ONTO THE ALCS LFG EAT SHIT _W1LL_ LMAO #GuardsWinHive
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We didn’t hear no bell. #GuardsBall | #GuardiWWWins
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¡YA TÚ SABES, HERMANO! 🔥 #StandGuard | #GuardsBall
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Mmm pizza
everytime i look at the mirror and see my wobbly limbs this image haunts me and i feel like throwing up #selflove #healing
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my boss told me i scare him
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The evil The National
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lord i'm one
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If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.
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Grab somebody sexy tell them hey
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