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All I've ever wanted in life is to be as happy as Cinderella's step sisters as they rip apart her dress.
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I wish my wife's favorite sexual position was anything other than her holding me while we do a standing 69.
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Need the little ass boys experts to weigh in on this @PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays @PardonMyTake nfl.com/news/brandon-aiyuk-d…
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It's 10:35 PM. I wake up at 5 AM. I am procrastinating sleeping by up voting reddit posts telling their favorite Taylor Heinicke stories.
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Please feel free to share this picture anytime someone tries to say America is the undisputed champs of culture.
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Replying to @BFW
@BFW correction. White Stag in Rhinelander hit by lightning but hope to reopen.@mostlysports
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sorry kids the planet is dead and we're all filled with micro plastics but I wasn't about to wash and reuse that ziploc bag
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