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HOLMES: I get it. She's sucking dick while her man plays 2K.
FIELDER: Yes, but... you realize it's not her MAN'S dick? Right??
Rare eBay purchase where I actually bought the thing before tragedy/disaster struck instead of after (in contrast to Exxon Valdez/three mile island etc)
Years ago I ran into a guy at the bar—we had a 5 min convo & he left. Immediately my friend says you are the worst I’ve ever seen in my life at pretending you want to talk to someone. I don’t think you should say that. It’s in my head & now I’m lying worse than ever before.
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NYC’s problem is one of supply (it is the only real city in America) and demand (300,000,000 people live in this country). Imagine if Paris was the only city in Europe where you could feasibly not own a car. It’s honestly a miracle NYC isn’t more broken…
When I moved here in 2013 the west village was for 90 year olds, celebrities, and fifth generation New Yorkers. It was super quiet and was the perfect place to get totally blazed and walk around alone feeling like you were in some gas lamp lit 1800s spooky New York. I’ll never forgive people for making it influencer line culture hell.
As a result of my favorite pair of vintage jeans suffering catastrophic crotch blowout, Swagged Out Autumn has been indefinitely postponed. #driplessautumn
Found my FFA bomber in the back of my closet it is going to be a Swagged Out Autumn #swaggedoutautumn
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[hearing random spotify autoplay song] this sucks what is this
bio: As beloved by real music heads as they were overlooked by idiot morons, this visionary group made challenging music that many spoon-fed swine couldn't handle
me: at the same time it's undeniably compelling,
Great baracuta g9 on Adam Brody here. Man of refined taste.
“Nobody Wants This” creator Erin Foster has responded to Adam Brody‘s support for Palestine, saying: “I disagree with him, and that’s OK.”
“You know, it’s complicated,” Foster said of Brody’s comments. “I think our work environment, our set is very similar to dinner tables around the world where people are having debate and discussion and disagreeing. And, you know, while I love Adam, I also disagree with him, and that’s OK.”
“[I want] our Jewish fans to know that I see you and I hear you and I understand how you feel. The show has always been and always will be a love letter to Judaism. That is why I made this show. It’s because of how beautiful of an experience I’ve had becoming Jewish and being a Jewish person. And sitting here right now, at this time in the world when there is almost zero positive representation of Jewish people, I think it’s so important to have that. Everyone is entitled to a different opinion. I can just tell you what I created this show for, and what the intention of the show is.”
variety.com/2026/tv/news/nob…
Found my FFA bomber in the back of my closet it is going to be a Swagged Out Autumn #swaggedoutautumn
Molly made a cut of me talking over all of Geese’s biggest songs. Sorry for having the gift of gab
saw geese w @toneill92 and he did a bit at the start of every song where he’d say “oh this is taxes”




































