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@tonesdot12 Apr 2024

what's happening with journalism in nz right now is terrible, this is what we're losing

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have fun voting tomorrow ladies xx

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stuff's final push to get TOP into the beehive nice campaign, guys

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gen x x count me in

@NotTodayEricNov 4

Twitter needs a Gen X section where nobody gets their feelings hurt.

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can we just get the election over and done with now, it's all getting very lame and gay

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relatable

@mandaconda__Nov 3

I'd rather lick every button in a hospital elevator than share a "fun fact" about myself in a team meeting.

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this lame duck wouldn't know integrity if it sprayed him with a sprinkler

Trevor Mallard@WainuiTrevorNov 4

If Winston Peters had any integrity he would make it clear today that Michael Laws will not be part of a New Zealand First caucus.

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to be a libertarian is to be forever politically blue-balled

Libertyscott 🇹🇼 🇺🇦 🇰🇷@libertyscottOct 31

A disappointed libertarian votes (party not electorate votes) libertyscott.blogspot.com/20…

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a good chunk of nz right wing / boomer twitter over the petty fun run thing rn

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she made it worse alright

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anton retweeted

@jimiuorioOct 31

This is outstanding

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@tonesdotOct 29

he may be right

Slick Will & The Layabouts

@slayaboutsOct 29

If all you do is repost memes from other social media without giving credit and add a caption like “He’s not wrong” or “It’s starting to make sense”, are you really an independent thinker?

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@tonesdotOct 28

got shut down at the polling booth for ranking the candidates out loud on a scale of one to five turds, I thought this was a democracy

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@tonesdotOct 25

this is great news, dwarfism is often overlooked

Cardiff Council@cardiffcouncilOct 25

Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel

Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

ALT Cardiff Castle illuminated at night by bright green floodlights against a dark sky. Caer Castell Caerdydd wedi'i oleuo wrth nos gan fflachlysau gwyrdd disglair yn erbyn awyr dywyll.

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@tonesdotOct 24

my rankings of taika waititi's films good: eagle vs shark, boy, what we do in the shadows, jojo rabbit dogshit: everything else, including hunt for the wilderpeople which didn't do the source material the justice it deserved

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@tonesdotOct 21

in the bin

Tom Foolery@bulbasaur2713Oct 20

When you make a homemade burger where do you put the lettuce? On top of the patty or underneath?

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66 votes • Final results

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@tonesdotOct 16

six episodes into s1 of true detective and damn this is some fine television

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@tonesdotOct 16

in aotearoa new zealand all tamariki deserve the chance to join a gang

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@tonesdotOct 12

heroic

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my work wants to put my photo on their fancy new website and i'd let myself be shagged backwards through a gorse bush before that fucken happens

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