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Andy

@totalbuttman

just on here

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2009
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Old navy
Des (@dandysm0tt) profile pictureDes@dandysm0tt30 Dec 2023
Where can I find one of these
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Men don’t even say “ya-hoo-hoo-hooey” when they fall off a cliff no more. Smdh.
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*to duolingo* are you mad at me?
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The older I get the hotter princess Diana becomes to me
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Fuck marry kill volcano earthquake hurricane
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princess diana, 1982
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Thinking about starting a band called Absolute Dogshit
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If you think about it life is like a ten million piece puzzle and we all have debilitating autism
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If I was laura Palmer I simply would not get murdered
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I hope netanyahu falls into a tiger pit
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I’m an alcoholic and I don’t care
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓷 (@decentchandan) profile picture𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪𝓷@decentchandan26 Dec 2023
Most painful realization about yourself?
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The Lorax: *slurred* Trees said give me another beer
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The thing is a Christmas movie
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Was mere seconds away from doing this last night my brother was egging me on. We played monopoly instead
Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) profile pictureSydney Battle@SydneyBattle25 Dec 2023
entire family is mad at me bc they said i get to choose the christmas movie we watch and i picked “the thing”
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What did Jesus do with all the gold that the three wise men brought him? I think Joseph squandered it.
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Look how tall this perspective makes me look I’m actually only 5’3”!
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Saint Nicholas looks like he’s made out of latte art
weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! (@WeirdMedieval) profile pictureweird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!!
@WeirdMedieval25 Dec 2023
st nicholas refusing his mother's milk, italy, 11th century
A medieval painting of a woman cradling a baby in her lap and pointing one of her exposed breasts at it. The baby looks like a large baguette with the head of a small but fully grown man and he is pointedly looking away from the breast

ALT A medieval painting of a woman cradling a baby in her lap and pointing one of her exposed breasts at it. The baby looks like a large baguette with the head of a small but fully grown man and he is pointedly looking away from the breast

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My family is nowhere to be found so I’m blasting Aphex Twin on the living room speakers lmao
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