@traincamping

I’m like a canary in a cold mind

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined May 2020
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he had a bed frame, a salaried job and his own apartment but as the months wore on and the usual inadequacies and disappointments compiled she swore the frame had lost some of its stature and imagined it was slowly lowering the mattress to its natural home on the floor
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We rawdogged the freeway this morning no rubber 💯
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My Righteous Sense of American Individualism extends to how fast I drive on Tha highway
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the big accounts I cannot riff with, courage to reply to big accounts who will give me a sympathy like and the wisdom to know the difference
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Thrift stores love having titanic and Forrest Gump on VHS. They always have 3 or more copies of each.
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Court ordered rage room
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Thing 1 thing 2 vape naysh that ting blew
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seeing the H3 fans cry in their office cubicles about the state of their chosen family made me realize the weight of my indiscretions. How my children would react. I need to stop. I will get better. And I’m sorry.
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I just discovered the true meaning of Christmas, which sucks because it’s not even the season and the euphoria isn’t going to last to next week much less December 25th
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The Ethan Klein news had me walking to work this morning with a pep in my step and a big ol grin
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oh boy😂
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Sean@panoptiseanOct 22
I heard Gen Z is planning on bringing back 6 7 after Halloween in order to celebrate the holiday season and bring some joy to people with seasonal affective disorder
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i have never met any human being except for the scientists who created me
zuo@zuoyzu8 May 2025
have y’all ever met up with someone you met online?
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my therapist told me to take a break from managing my AI k-pop group’s personalities I said I CAN’T. ITS MY SOLE SOURCE OF INCOME
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 22
AI K-Pop group 'BABYQUEEN' is facing backlash after its creators "impregnated" one of its members They did it to write her out of the group and manage fewer AI personalities
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Flat earther who says “globohomo” and thinks it’s an insult for globies
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average northeast Minneapolis activity: what if we all made a massive leaf pile and jumped in 🤣 Average north loop activity: date night trivia podcast!! Average south Minneapolis activity: massive leaf pile but everyone is dressed in medieval garments or a clown
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Replying to @traincamping
Playground Nationalist🛝 @returntoslide: Your sandbox has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will have boogers on their noses, their hands will be sticky, they will break your beautiful Tonka truck 🍼23 🧸454 👶7
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Replying to @traincamping
Applesauce doesn't exist...what are you spilling on your overalls during lunch time? 🤔 🍼1.1k 🧸4.7k 👶98 I I I I wasn't spilling anything but on God we all peed ourselves at least once during nap time! 🤣🤣🤣 [This post has been sent to time out.]
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Preschool twitter
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It’s always been my dream to be on a nyt median voter panel and subject the nation to my most incoherent views. I realize my politics are different than the checked out middle but cmon, let me on.
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