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My Righteous Sense of American Individualism extends to how fast I drive on Tha highway
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I heard Gen Z is planning on bringing back 6 7 after Halloween in order to celebrate the holiday season and bring some joy to people with seasonal affective disorder
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my therapist told me to take a break from managing my AI k-pop groupโs personalities I said I CANโT. ITS MY SOLE SOURCE OF INCOME
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Replying to @traincamping
Playground Nationalist๐ @returntoslide: Your sandbox has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will have boogers on their noses, their hands will be sticky, they will break your beautiful Tonka truck
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Replying to @traincamping
Applesauce doesn't exist...what are you spilling on your overalls during lunch time? ๐ค
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I wasn't spilling anything but on God we all peed ourselves at least once during nap time! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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(inside the torture sphere) wth this sucks. i hate the torture sphere
(outside the torture sphere) ok now that i think about it, the torture sphere has a sort of โje ne sais quoiโ
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The holidays see a spike in suicides every year, mostly due to people receiving guns and razor blades and sleeping pills for Christmas and Hanukkah
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Listening to my Charlie Kirk memorial songs playlist to find inner strength after losing visitation rights
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do they have a really fucked up province in China everyone hates and makes fun of
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[Chud who knows that St Paul goes to sleep early]
Try that on Cleveland Avenue at 8 PM!
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Songs are going away forever very soon. it feels like any new song could be "the last song".
























