the older i get, the heller the no. ❁ https://teapawt.net/t.co/vbgNvKiLuY
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There were more than 750,000 fans who showed up for the Milwaukee Brewers celebration, according to the Milwaukee police department, the largest crowd for a single-day event in Wisconsin history. More fans attended than the entire Milwaukee population.
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It’s insane that we have this masked paramilitary doing this regularly all over the country.
Cellphone video captured an ICE agent pointing a gun at a bystander walking two dogs during an immigration enforcement operation in North Hollywood on Friday.
The footage shows masked officers detaining another man before two agents rush toward the dog walker after he appears to pick something up from the ground. One agent pushes him into bushes while pointing a gun at the bystander's face.
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“Having running water in personal homes is an inefficient use of the world’s limited water supply, and is better allocated to Big Brother’s 1984 Government Water Allocation Center”
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We're living in an economy where a guy with a master's degree is delivering groceries to a 22-year-old who made $4 million filming himself screaming at video games. And we're still telling kids to study hard.
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i want laws passed that restaurants can't use ai photos of food in any way. not only is it hideous and doesn't even look like real food, you shouldnt be allowed to advertise a fucking fake product that you can't deliver. why is this allowed and not counted as false advertising
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Me: I need to cancel my AT&T service.
AT&T: May I ask why?
Me: I’m moving.
AT&T: Where are you moving to?
Me: Somewhere else. Why do you need to know?
AT&T: It’s required for documentation purposes. It’s part of our cancellation process.
Me: Well, it’s not part of MY process. I’m asking you to cancel my service, not help me move.
AT&T: I’ll need your new address to proceed.
Me: You know what? Forget I said I was moving. I’m not moving anywhere. I simply want to cancel my service.
AT&T: Can you provide a reason for cancellation?
Me: Absolutely. Please document that AT&T is nosy, intrusive, unnecessarily complicated, and apparently believes canceling a service requires surrendering my future whereabouts.
AT&T: …
Me: …
AT&T: Okay, your service will be cancelled.
Me: So you CAN cancel it without knowing where I’m going?
AT&T: …
WHY DO COMPANIES MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT TO STOP PAYING THEM? 😭
Sometimes you just want to cancel a service without being interrogated like you’re applying for witness protection.
I don’t owe a company my life story just because I no longer want to be its customer. 😂
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade:
2026: Maxxing
2025: 67
2024: Demure
2023: Hallucinate
2022: Woman
2021: Allyship
2020: Pandemic
2019: Existential
2018: Misinformation
2017: Complicit
2016: Xenophobia
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the lady next to me on this plane is melting her brain with the most racist facebook slop imaginable. please get out and vote because i can guarantee you, so is she
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god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
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the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd
the Milwaukee Brewers:
