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Entertainment, Real Estate, Corporate Attorney

New Jersey, USA
Joined July 2011
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🚨 URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed.
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The first single from Maple and Moonshine's latest, From the Pines. drive.google.com/file/d/1Ca6…
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Follow this link and possibly be rewarded #giveaway instagram.com/reel/CplGYlPu9… – at Asbury Park, NJ
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So inspiring to see the newfound love of freedom of speech by the press 🥰
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Brittney Griner gets off the plane, “Hey guys what did I miss?” “Ok so you know Kanye right…”
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If you love what you do, get paid well, & wake up excited to do it every day, that’s winning If you hate your job, comp sucks, & you loathe the thought of doing it, make a plan & find something new Note: reality still applies, change can be hard &our industry has it REALLY easy
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I’m roasting an absolute legend @RicFlairNatrBoy in Nashville this weekend. So excited to be apart of it! You can stream it live on @FiteTV! Or say fuck it and come to Nashville. starrcast.com/roast-of-ric-f…
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My 3rd album Super Spreader is out today on iTunes. Download it, listen to it, spread it around. music.apple.com/us/album/sup…
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Congrats @tresevan ! – at Asbury Park, NJ
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Let’s try something different… First 500 R/T’s = Whitelist Genesis Club Members Pass - Joint club ownership - Club community DAO - Professional comedy Let’s make the Metaverse laugh 🎭 #metacomedyclub #comedy #NFT
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I will give a $100 gift card away if you RT this and I get to 100 followers
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Coming Live from NYC and streaming into @decentraland it’s @ComedyDecentral’s Metaverse Comedy Festival! Live show Feb 24th at the St Marks Club - get tickets right here - eventbrite.com/e/comedy-dece…
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#shibainu is joining the burning game! Very smart move. Deflationary tokenomics is key with tokens that have high max supplies. #SHIB #cryptocurrency #Crypto #blockchain #EGC #shiba gfinityesports.com/cryptocur…
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There’s a table..... and only these two can sit at it 🐐
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I got to say I LOVE LOVE what is going on with #wallstreetbets. All of those years of High Frequency Traders front running retail traders,now speed and density of information and retail trading is giving the little guy an edge. Even my 11 yr old traded w them and made $
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Huge shoutout to Jeff @BaddestShirt for his killer design of our new logo! Check out all his other great work at baddestshirt.com and follow him on here!
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People lining up for tickets to see me at @UNCLEVINNIESCC in Point Pleasant, NJ this week. Get tickets here. unclevinniescomedyclub.com
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The best Trump impression in the biz is live at the Stress Factory, and I’m fluffing the crowd before the podcast with @JLCauvin and @JayNog - freedom isn’t free and neither are the tickets!
A few tickets still for tonights LIVE recording of @TrumpPod with The Tech Stuff Guy and @JLCauvin. And opening the show is The Canadian American @JohnMoses newbrunswick.stressfactory.c… #trump #satire #maga #mpga #NewJersey #comedy
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