Replying to @therecount
I, too, have yet to master the elementary principles of apostrophe use
Happy Veterans Day — to our best Americans.
The Hegseth’s are honored to celebrate our veterans this morning at Arlington with @POTUS, @VP & @SecVetAffairs.
Thank God for our warriors, past and present.
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If he cared enough to truly honor veterans, he'd get the story right and speak with at least as much passion as he mustered for Republican candidates' asses, but alas
Trump: "Green Beret Ryan Hendrickson was leading his team through a Taliban-held village in Afghanistan at 3 in the morning when he was stepped on by enemy. I mean, he was the enemy, the enemy was all over. He made the mistake. A mistake that people understood when they were in the battles, jungles."
A tragic Veterans Day reminder that the republic needs and has civilian heroes too.
Sad story out of Wisconsin Rapids, WI, whose city clerk died on Election Day after working to pull off a smooth election right until the end. votebeat.org/wisconsin/2026/…
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Relax, it wasn't in the Tate Modern
Russell Brand’s Pubic Hair Removed From London Museum After Rape Conviction, Curator Says 'I Have No Desire to Hear His Name Again' variety.com/2026/global/news…
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Sn@rk Tank, Arbitrary American retweeted
hey @RepRileyMoore aren’t you a champion of Nigerians? then why did you let this happen?
A USF professor and nurse from Nigeria has been in ICE custody for 2 months. She no longer appears in the database but might be in Louisiana. She had a protection from removal order/no record. This is inhumane we must get these people out of detention.
abc10.com/article/news/polit…
Ah, those classic values of Western architecture, like balance, symmetry, proportion, economy, propriety.
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You can pull and pinch him 'till he cries and squeals
You can twist his body 'till he faces backwards
Plastic features
"Tear Off Your Own Head (Doll Revolution)" by Elvis Costello
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This song confused me as a child because I didn't comprehend metaphors or adult emotions and to me, the reason not to take the cake wasn't the excessive prep time, but the fact that the cake was now rain-soaked and probably inedible.
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Sn@rk Tank, Arbitrary American retweeted
this analogy is funny because sports are littered with coaches who should have been fired but got one more contract because of a deep playoff run that happened in spite of them
Babydog never shows up when the tidings are bad. As the bolshevik political officer said to Dr. Zhivago: It's noticed. Oh yes, it's noticed.
Senator Jim Justice (R-WV) tells the Washington Examiner that Republicans can forget about winning the Senate in 2028
“You can forget 2028. Absolutely.”
washingtonexaminer.com/news/…
Now, here's what seems to me like a wildly unlikely development.
Toyota is relaunching the Scion brand, and its first product is the KEI-01, a tiny truck with a 660-cc engine. The KEI-01 is basically a rebadged Daihatsu Hijet Jumbo, but will be assembled in Princeton, Indiana. Initial sales will be via a fleet-focused trial program, but limited retail sales could come if there is strong enough demand.
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He needed to use the Adam Sandler voice. "I'm Crazy Shoe Head! I got a shoe on my head and I want a restaurant job!"
Oh it was PISSED 😭😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a staged comedy video by Nick Reid titled "How to fail an AI Job Interview," not a real Burger King hiring process. BK says they believe it's fake and no US/Canada franchisee uses such a tool. $4/hr is below federal minimum wage $7.25.
x.com/BurgerKing/sta…
x.com/nickreidx/stat…
dol.gov/agencies/whd/m…
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What about impeaching the President who so cognitively deficient, he's reduced to tossing out rhetorically embarrassing red herrings like impeaching the dead
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