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Joined October 2020
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Portuguese midfielders
what is this genre of men called
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jose mourinho
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Kyle MacLachlan and Charli XCX in Ibiza
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tears this analogy 😭
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the HR department 1h before doing engineering layoffs
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now it's time to play everyone's favorite game "is this tweet about joe biden or cristiano ronaldo"
just put him down at this point already my god
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched Vitinha being replaced on the 65th minute. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain..."
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Finally, Greece is embracing homosexuality, something which has never, ever happened there before at all no sir
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barfyman retweeted
Metric system finally takes America down
US eliminated by a millimeter
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Eleições espanholas. Vocês estão a comentar eleições espanholas. Não, a sério, olhem-se ao espelho, vejam no que se estão a tornar. Arranjem 1 hobby. Drogas, já experimentaram drogas? se não gostarem à primeira é insistir, não sejam choninhas.
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my autistic special interest is fucking bitches
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Five minutes before John Stones was taken away and shot by Nazis.
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It's been four days since City won the treble, and Jack Grealish still hasn't been to bed. But if anyone can handle the sesh, it's Jack. Booze, boobs and benders in Beefa: meet football's last great party animal...
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those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life
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Qual é uma foto da parte da frente e de trás do vosso cartão de crédito que serve cona de uma maneira empresarial? 👉👈😎😎📈📈
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Félix depois de 58 minutos na Premier League
João Félix foi expulso com cartão vermelho direto na sua estreia pelo Chelsea na Premier League.
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New Year's day
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