I am a mother of 6 children, and I'm pretty sure I've lost alittle bit of my sanity each day. I use humor and memes to get me through most of it.đ
Legal, Alberta
Joined March 2019
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Itâs 2019, why canât I get a pizza delivered to the middle of nowhere?
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I hate when my kids say hurtful things like:
âMom, you really need to grocery shoppingâ
OR
âMom, I donât have any clean underwearâ
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Here's a psa:
There's no easy stage of raising another human.
Parenting doesn't stop when your child hits 18.
Not everything you do will matter.
They will have their own faults and strengths separate from how you raise them.
It will hurt.
It will be amazing.
Keep trying.
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Friend: Iâve never tried that brand of tangerine juice. Is it good?
Me: Yes, it pairs with vodka very well.
F: I meant the juice itself.
M: Oh. I really donât know.
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Dear People who unfriend me on Facebook and then refriend me several months later. I need answers.
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My husband and I called my sweet, 85-year-old grandma to tell her I got a new job.
She congratulated us, talked for a bit, and then hung up.
Later she called me to say I should open a secret bank account and never tell my husband about it.
My grandma is fierce.
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Shout-out to all the moms who went on a Rage Cleaning spree on the day before Motherâs Day, just so you could try to take a day off. Youâre my people.
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Me: I think Iâll pack all the cold weather and snow gear away. Itâs so nice out!
Universe:
[drops to freezing]
[snows]
[gives glimpse of spring]
[thunderstorms for days]
Iâll show her whoâs boss.
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Not to get political but I just read a post about how moms shouldnât need wine and frankly I donât need that kind of negativity in my life.
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School is cancelled on Friday for the holiday, but neither of my kids know about it. Thinking about telling them that if they are really, really, super good ALL Thursday that I will reward them by letting them skip school on Friday.
Mwahahahahaha.
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Promises I make to myself weekly that I NEVER keep:
âą go to bed early tonight
âą remember to switch the laundry
âą cook every night this week
âą donât hit the snooze in the morning
âą go to the gym at least 1x
âą no fast food
âą wonât flip shit at bedtime
âą shower before noon
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Turn the $1 store into the $125 store by taking your kids with you.
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Your double chin is never bigger than when youâre sitting in front of the mirror at the hair salon.