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Guybrush Threepwood

@twistedmatrices

chaotic shape rotating monkey.

 Area 51
Joined October 2012
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hasanabi (@hasanthehun) profile picture
hasanabi
@hasanthehunNov 6
fuck it make bernie senate majority leader
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Rayyvana@RayyvanaTTVNov 4
Just ignore Neera Tanden, her brand of democratic politics is dead.
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Purge the moderates from the party on day one.
Neera Tanden🌻 (@neeratanden) profile pictureNeera Tanden🌻
@neeratandenNov 4
Replying to @O__V__P
I am glad Abdul won but Talarico and cooper outperformed him in more conservative states. And Abdul won in part because Slotkin, Whitmer and kind of the normies - Obama - campaigned for him. These are facts. This was a normie election. But I am very very glad he won
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best of hannah einbinder@einbinderfilesNov 4
Hannah Einbinder shares her impression of Haley Stevens as she promised to do via Instagram story.
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Christopher Hale
@ChristopherHaleNov 4
UPDATE: El-Sayed won by 7.
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Paul Poast (@ProfPaulPoast) profile picture
Paul Poast
@ProfPaulPoastNov 4
“America always does the right thing…after exhausting all other options” - Winston Churchill
Michael McFaul (@McFaul) profile pictureMichael McFaul
@McFaulNov 4
To all of the people I pleaded with in Europe and Asia over the last two years do not write off America yet, I told you so. I know , we have a long ways to go. Trump is president for 2 years. But the Trump era is winding down. The possibility of American renewal is swelling.
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Covie
@covie_93Nov 4
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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Eduardo García-Molina@eduardo_garcmolNov 4
Breaking: Oracle of Delphi pollster proven correct that invasion of Persia would lead to the collapse of an empire.
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Alcuin Press
@AlcuinPressNov 3
J.R.R. Tolkien, holy cow this hits
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Bernie Sanders
@BernieSandersNov 1
Rep. Haley Stevens’ staff is right to resign in disgust. They understand that the election in Michigan is far more important than Haley’s fragile ego and that all of us must stand together to elect Abdul, defeat Rogers and end the Republican rubber-stamp control of the Senate.
Melissa Nann Burke (@nannburke) profile pictureMelissa Nann Burke@nannburkeNov 1
New: Statement from Haley Stevens’ chief of staff Justin German confirms many of her team have resigned & they back Abdul El-Sayed for #MISen “We are shocked and heartbroken by Congresswoman Stevens’ decision to support Mike Rogers.”
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Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) profile pictureDrop Site
@DropSiteNewsNov 2
Tucker Carlson: “Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran… Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. ‘Bibi calls Trump about it every day,’ says an informed observer.”
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tobi lutke
@tobiOct 31
What a disaster atlasum.net/blog/cve-2026-98…
Linux's October 2026 TCP Use-After-Free: CVE-2026-98432 — Atlas

Linux's October 2026 TCP Use-After-Free: CVE-2026-98432 — Atlas

CVE-2026-98432 is a CVSS 9.8 remote use-after-free in Linux's IPv4 TCP handshake, fixed upstream Oct 15. RHEL has fixes; Ubuntu's are still in testing.

atlasum.net
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Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) profile picture
Ryan Grim
@ryangrimNov 1
There are two registered foreign agents for the state of Israel standing behind her as she says this
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 1
Stevens: We have to stand with country. We can't stand with Hasan Piker.
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so 12 mins after his private chat with the Big Yahoo, a plane happened to nose dive right by Mar-a-Lago? Feels like EW but we'll never know.
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Lord Arse! (@Lord_Arse) profile picture
Lord Arse!
@Lord_ArseNov 1
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Bruh…
RT (@RT_com) profile pictureRT@RT_comOct 31
Houthi SNIPERS PICK OFF 'SAUDI-BACKED' FIGHTERS ONE by ONE in NEW FOOTAGE BULLET appears to HIT FIGHTER in HEAD and RICOCHET OFF
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Lmao this is a janky workaround to do some really cool stuff…
International Cyber Digest (@IntCyberDigest) profile pictureInternational Cyber Digest
@IntCyberDigestOct 30
‼️ A suspected lone attacker hit 61 GitHub repos, from Google's LangExtract to Trivy and Brave, with 83 rigged posts in 45 minutes. Radware says the posts hid commands in HTML comments to make CI/CD pipelines leak secrets. It saw the code run twice but can't say what was taken.
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It’s always DNS…
DebugBear (@DebugBear) profile pictureDebugBear
@DebugBearOct 30
We’re continuing to investigate the security incident. Our DNS server records were compromised through our domain registrar. We are currently unable to receive emails sent to our domain. Based on our initial investigation this attack targeted the website of a specific customer. We have not seen any indication of a compromise of our internal systems, though we will continue to investigate this.
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Now you’ve got me worried about Gaben and his succession plan 😭
SXR123 (Dave) (@SXR123) profile pictureSXR123 (Dave)
@SXR123Oct 30
Valve goes public
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Because even the Rothchilds came for Gaben and he still won lol
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Seth Dirks (@SirDustyDirks) profile pictureSeth Dirks
@SirDustyDirksOct 29
Why are some gamers proud of Steams monopoly on PC gaming?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Steam has ~70-75% of PC digital game sales and is called a de facto monopoly by many developers, but rivals like Epic, GOG, and Microsoft Store exist and sell freely. No court has found an illegal monopoly; price-parity lawsuits are ongoing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_(se… techspot.com/news/110133-su…
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