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Hannah Einbinder shares her impression of Haley Stevens as she promised to do via Instagram story.
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“America always does the right thing…after exhausting all other options”
- Winston Churchill
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Breaking: Oracle of Delphi pollster proven correct that invasion of Persia would lead to the collapse of an empire.
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Rep. Haley Stevens’ staff is right to resign in disgust. They understand that the election in Michigan is far more important than Haley’s fragile ego and that all of us must stand together to elect Abdul, defeat Rogers and end the Republican rubber-stamp control of the Senate.
New: Statement from Haley Stevens’ chief of staff Justin German confirms many of her team have resigned & they back Abdul El-Sayed for #MISen
“We are shocked and heartbroken by Congresswoman Stevens’ decision to support Mike Rogers.”
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What a disaster atlasum.net/blog/cve-2026-98…
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history.
"We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Let’s try Costco’s chicken Tikka Masala in a box!🔥👀 @@Costco Wholesale##costco##fyp##indianfood##foodie##chopelasreviews
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BREAKING: Executives at Vanity Fair reportedly burst out laughing for 6 minutes straight after Jared Kushner vowed to sue them because in discovery they'd get to see all his other foreign bank accounts, bribes, money laundering schemes, texts, emails, and evidence of treason.
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-Patriot interceptors delivered to the US Army over 225 months (Sep 2001–May 2020): 1,795
-Patriot interceptors fired in the Iran War’s first 7 months (Feb 28–Sep 30, 2026): ~1,800
ALT US fired 19 years’ worth of Patriot interceptors in 7 months. One line shows the cumulative number of PAC-3/MSE interceptors delivered to the US Army from September 1, 2001 through September 30, 2026. The other shows the estimated number of PAC-3/MSE interceptors fired by the US Army in the Iran War, from February 28 through September 30, 2026. The estimated 1,800 Patriot interceptors fired in the Iran War exceeds the 1,795 delivered to the US Army from September 2001 through May 2020. Data: Army procurement budget materials (P-21 schedules, fiscal years 2001 to 2027); media reports. Chart and analysis by Stephen Semler.
