Turnt Wooldridge

Day 4 of this hostage crisis and Wolf Blitzer just felt the need to tell us how many electoral votes are needed to win. Motherfucker I know the name of the registrar in Clark County, Nevada, how to pronounce every town in Georgia, and where every Republican in Arizona lives.

lmao Maker just ball screened for Miikka for a 23 footer 😂

JJ and Billy: first player to give themselves rhabdo wins the Hustle Award

These turnovers are Mika me crazy

You love to see Vandy on your schedule.

roll the southpaw QB to the right and have him throw to the flat where the only chance for success is leading the receiver perfectly. I’m not sure Cramsey possesses the logic to win at tic-tac-toe

I just wanna know if Quincy is able to get off the mat yet 😂

If someone doesn’t tell him to take that ugly fucking hat off his head, goddamn

That last series is why there’s plenty of room to be furious at both Yurachek and Silverfield.

people might bitch about that but those two PIs were probably both touchdown saving actions. Justified flags, justified end result

Morgan Freeman has been an old man for 40 years. He’s been old for so long that seeing him become a REALLY old man is incomprehensible to me.

It’s the same shit. Not just an outclassed football team, a football team so poorly coached that the basic stuff can’t get done. Can’t snap the ball cleanly. Can’t keep a clean pocket for even 2 seconds. Cannot even get in position to make a tackle.

Maybe should have spent less time talking to the ticket scanners

My dnd is gonna come on before this fuckin game starts.

It’s such a shame that LSU has to be all… LSU, because Saturday Night in Death Valley really might be the coolest thing in college football. Almost a perfect distillate of the game.

Man, 75 is getting worked. How tf is this possible.

Did Silverfield buy that cap at the Big Red Fina?

nothing like compulsory patriotism to really stick it to the communists.

Dolly hasn’t even had a chance to take her heavenly bra off and let ‘em breath before this try-hard starts calling balls and strikes on her salvation because she always wanted gay people to know they are loved.

“UNDEFEATED” two weeks before the season starts while coming off of 2-10 is sending me.

I wonder what they said that gave away they were commies? Advocate for public ownership of private business? Profess a national need for performative patriotism via military parades and personal vanity projects? Side with North Korea over South Korea?