Husband, father, Razorback fan. Condiment afficion--, affici--... condiment lover. Has never seen Goonies.
North Little Rock, AR
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Donald Trump and @JDVance have chosen to promote the guy who told colleagues:
1. He has "a Nazi streak"
2. Every holiday celebrating Black Americans "needs to be eviscerated"
3. They should "never trust a chinaman or Indian"
4. "We need competent white men in positions of leadership...the founding fathers were wrong that all men are created equal...we need to reject that part of our heritage."
SCOOP: Paul Ingrassia, who recently withdrew his nomination to oversee a gov’t watchdog agency after I reported he made racist comments in a group chat, said Thursday he is moving from DHS to a new job in the administration: deputy general counsel at GSA. politico.com/news/2025/11/13…
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The GOP would rather starve children than lower health care costs for their own voters
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BREAKING: Judge Patricia James has granted the request of the citizens of Senate District 26 to hold the special election "as soon as practicable."
HUGE win for democracy in Arkansas and a win for the citizens who stood up for their constitutional right to representation.
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1. These were not “kids” or “teenagers”, these were GOP political operatives & lawmakers in their 30s.
2. If young people shouldn’t be punished for social posts, why did his administration just announce six students’ visas rescinded for anti-Kirk posts?
Oh the gaslighting!
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Things have gone south in Fayetteville as student section is unhappy @UArkansas #ArkansansND
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There is an increasing view among a whole bunch of people that they want the power to say whatever they want but not 1.) the responsibility that comes with that and 2.) their opponents to be able to say anything back.
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
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i just want to say that autism is not Bad, some of the most famous and influential and creative and intelligent people throughout history were and are autistic, and i wish for autistic people to be surrounded by people who do not treat them as defective, especially now
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GOP Senator Cynthia Lummis: "Under normal times, in normal circumstances, I tend to think that the First Amendment should always be sort of the ultimate right... I don't feel that way anymore." semafor.com/article/09/18/20…
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America doesn't simply have a gun problem, it has a gun fetishization problem. And a toxic masculinity problem. A bullying problem. An education crisis.
Take every adolescent male and subject them to all of this IRL, on YT, and on social media, and too many times you get this.
In this now-deleted video, alleged Minneapolis church shooter Robin Westman told supporters to vote for Republican House candidate Brandon Herrera:
“I met Brandon Herrera at Shot Show last year. He and I had a conversation, a brief conversation, but we agreed on a lot of things. So, ya’ll should vote for Brandon Herrera for president. …Fuck those kids.”
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House Republicans: Voting for cuts to *every single American* on SNAP in exchange for some signed merch.
Voting to starve babies. The disabled. The poor.
And they have the audacity to try to brand this as Christian. What does that word even mean to them? Wearing a necklace?
"A conga line of angsty Republican lawmakers filed through the West Wing on Wednesday, hemming and hawing about Trump's bill. They walked out with signed merchandise and photos in the Oval Office." nytimes.com/2025/07/02/us/po…
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Is this what you wanted, @StephenM?
A mother who was 5 months pregnant - who'd just found out she and her American citizen fiancee were having a boy - lost her baby after federal agents in a detention center repeatedly denied her pleas for prenatal care.
Lived and worked in Tennessee for years. Detained by ICE for over a month. Forced to sleep on a prison cell floor. Served food with cockroaches. Said she was starving and having stomach pains. Guards told her it was normal. Begged to be deported so at least she could get prenatal care in Guatemala. ICE refused.
She delivered her stillborn baby in front of two guards who shackled her feet. Then, for two days, she wasn't allowed to call her fiancee or talk to anyone. She cried alone, and was deported to Guatemala shortly after the stillbirth.
DHS has only said they'd review the case. "Worst of the worst", right @TriciaOhio?
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a beautiful essay by Joe Garcia, in the New Yorker, by way of @prisonjourn newyorker.com/culture/the-we…
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Here we go again folks
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Now do teachers
Here's a budget breakdown of a couple that makes $500,000 a year and still feels average. cnb.cx/2JzTlfY
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Stranger: do u have a pet?
Scout: yes.
Stranger: what's his name?
Scout: Christian Ponder
😂 #cantmakeitup @cponder7
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"So it's like tons of ppl w/mean signs abt nickelback & stuff, a story that makes you cry, videos of fball & a guy puts a giant head on."
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Man by me on my flight is explaining @CollegeGameDay to his wife. I'm unnoticed. The description of what it is sounds hilariously insane...