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twoop

@twoop

ReTweeting your shit since 2008! Also check out @twooping, @Twoopingshoes, & the dude behind the RTs: @graemeVSgraeme

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This is tweet number 666! I am no longer emo, because I am EVIL! -hate emo jesus p.s the devil didn’t make me do it, because I am the devil! I ate him for breakfast!
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Thank you for following me for 13yrs. The next tweet will be my last! Why? My dad forgot my password and can’t access the email address anymore. What a jerk. That’s right, my dad, God, is a forgetful jerk! IT’s been swell, but the swelling has gone down… -love emo jesus
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Ladies and germs. It is I Emo Jesus, and I have something very important to say in upcoming tweets!
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That shits to deep for Monday morning #twoop session.
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Tweet+Poop Call that shit a twoop
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Third poop of the day! #twoop
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I pee sitting down. There. It's out there. I said it & I feel liberated. Sitting allows me to twoop, twizz, play 20 seconds of mobile games AND if you turn around and sit AC Slater styles you can use the top lid like a tv dinner tray.
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I always tell Michelle I love her before I go poop. She thinks I’m just saying it cause I love her, but really I’m saying it in case I pull an Elvis. I want my last words to her to either be ‘I love you’ or ‘bring me more toilet paper’ #twoop
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Sometimes I poop and I can't stop pooping and I wonder if it counts as one poop or multiple poops... like, does the act of wiping count as the finale or what? What's the cutoff here? #twoop
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I don’t know why they keep the A/C on in the bathroom, the toilet seat is ice cold #twoop #twooping
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I hate when I poop and I think I'm done butt then I gotta poop some more. #twoop
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My Morning Twoop #StillAClassic
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Ripping a huge deuce at work. One of those splattery ones that never feels like it's finished. #twoop
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#Twooping #Twoop
MMA On The Reg (@mmaonthereg) profile pictureMMA On The Reg@mmaonthereg17 May 2019
The notorious Arod poop picture! Note the monogrammed "A" towel. #Yankees #Arod #ArodToilet
Image from MMA On The Reg (@mmaonthereg)
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#twoop
Goobers515 🐀 (@Goobers515) profile pictureGoobers515 🐀@Goobers5152 Apr 2019
Me: *poopin* Twitter: "Hey" Me: *opens Twitter* Legs: "uh dude, we're losing feeling..." Me: *Stands up. Knees buckle* "Every time..."
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Wassap #twoopers! #twoop there it is!
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1977 “Saturday Night Fever” 2019 “Sunday Morning Twoop”
Image from Parenthesis Brackets III (@Holeinoneboy)
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Its the worst when you been holding a shit in all night and morning cause you at someone else’s house and then you get to the toilet and SPLASH that shit up 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ #twoop
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My shit smells like weed #twoop #twooping #420
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