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twooping

@twooping

ReTweeting your shit since 2008! Also check out @twoop, @Twoopingshoes, & the dude behind the RTs: @graemeVSgraeme

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Joined December 2008
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EmoJesus@EmoJesus23 Sep 2021
This is tweet number 666! I am no longer emo, because I am EVIL! -hate emo jesus p.s the devil didn’t make me do it, because I am the devil! I ate him for breakfast!
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EmoJesus@EmoJesus23 Sep 2021
Thank you for following me for 13yrs. The next tweet will be my last! Why? My dad forgot my password and can’t access the email address anymore. What a jerk. That’s right, my dad, God, is a forgetful jerk! IT’s been swell, but the swelling has gone down… -love emo jesus
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EmoJesus@EmoJesus23 Sep 2021
Ladies and germs. It is I Emo Jesus, and I have something very important to say in upcoming tweets!
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Replying to @Nash076
"Toilet tweet?" That's an insult to the noble art of twooping.
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My ankles are fully - if not extra - clothed when I'm Twooping.
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#twooping #afternoondump #feelinglighter #neverendingwipe
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Twooping 2020
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Peter (@Peteisneat) profile picturePeter@Peteisneat29 Jan 2020
I wonder what percentage of tweets are made while on the toilet?
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Replying to @atrupar
It could be a desperate twooping cry for more fiber. Just saying.
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#twooping #gaming #NHL20 #tummyhurts #proteindumps
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Sometimes I take my third #2 ten minutes after flushing my second #2 #twooping #dookiemath
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Here’s a fun game... sit on toilet in morning until feet/ankles are numb, and try not to wake up light sleeping girlfriend who hates noises when she sleeps. Haha. #sendhelp #twooping
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Replying to @troyberlin
It’s called twooping according to a philosophical college student I once had this conversation with
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#twooping #bringingitback #stomachhurts #rocketshit #protein #sorrytoilet
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I don’t know why they keep the A/C on in the bathroom, the toilet seat is ice cold #twoop #twooping
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Replying to @BetteMidler
Twooping = tweeting while pooping.
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Currently #Twooping
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Someone please let the Star Trek Dictionary know my doodie just came up with an alternative definition for Klingon #PorcelainSkid #ToughFlush #ResilientDookie #twooping
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#TheyNeedAnEmojiFor twooping.
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Ga11owZ@Ga11owZ2 Apr 2019
Haha “twooping” is the best thing I have ever read on urban dictionary!
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Wow. So after the @KliffKingsbury cell phone break convo, @kennyandcrash are having a serious question about whether or not you should take your cell phone to the restroom with you 🤣🤔 ...and #twooping is apparently a real word.
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