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PSA to all the ladies: please stop with the extra long line off the side of your eyelid. You’re not fooling anyone. You look less like Cleopatra and more like a kid who can’t color inside the lines. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Ok 12k follower giveaway! In the spirit of football being BACK we’re giving away this 1976 Topps Walter Payton SGC 3.5 tomorrow night after my sale! All you have to do to be entered is follow, like and retweet this post! I’ll draw a random winner tomorrow after my sale! Let’s get some eyes on this giveaway and get this GOAT in someone’s hands!!! 👀🔥
Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
Want to rep one of the game’s biggest stars? 🌟
We’re giving away a signed Pete Crow-Armstrong jersey! Repost and reply for your chance to win.
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If a player slides through the base and is tagged after he loses touch with the base, is Mitch McConnell still dead? @Cubs
If you want some truly great food contact @9milebarbecue . Those ribs fell off the bone. Even Benji approves of the pulled pork (and he eats nothing)! Sausages, green beans, cheesy garlic potatoes and Mac n cheese were strong sides as well. Thanks @DavidVode!
Imagine what Norm Macdonald would be writing with this new Epstein files release. You think he gave OJ some problems!
@jimmykimmel
Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
Melania made a huge mistake by doing a fluff film full of self-aggrandizing.
Had she done her early career as a sex worker that led her to being one of Jeffery Epstein’s girls and ultimately the wife of a pedophile and corrupt president there wouldn’t be any empty seats.
That Reggie looks niiiiice!
Gave my son some excellent base stealing advice. RIP Rickey.
Thinking of the legendary Rickey Henderson today.
The Hall of Famer was born OTD in 1958 💚💛
Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Rickey @Topps card.
ALT 2019 Topps Luminaries Hit Kings Autograph Card Rickey Henderson, Career-High Single-Season Hits, Athletics (4/5)
My all-time favorite Cub.
Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg was born OTD in 1959. 💙
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
“Trump is garbage; a deviant despot devoid of humanity or any redeeming qualities. If he is successful in fully covering up his decades of sexual predation with fellow trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, then perhaps the public will never know the true extent of his crimes - but for those of us who do know, believe me when I tell you, it is far worse than you can imagine.” open.substack.com/pub/noelca…