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tax accountant. masters in taxation from American University. love gambling on nfl and report all winnings. only sell winners on @PropSwap

alexandria va
Joined May 2011
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
Ok 12k follower giveaway! In the spirit of football being BACK we’re giving away this 1976 Topps Walter Payton SGC 3.5 tomorrow night after my sale! All you have to do to be entered is follow, like and retweet this post! I’ll draw a random winner tomorrow after my sale! Let’s get some eyes on this giveaway and get this GOAT in someone’s hands!!! 👀🔥
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
Want to rep one of the game’s biggest stars? 🌟 We’re giving away a signed Pete Crow-Armstrong jersey! Repost and reply for your chance to win.
A day on the links with Pete Crow-Armstrong, talking competition, fans, and big moments ⛳ (MLB x @Gatorade)
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it
Actor Rob Schneider offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
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Melania made a huge mistake by doing a fluff film full of self-aggrandizing. Had she done her early career as a sex worker that led her to being one of Jeffery Epstein’s girls and ultimately the wife of a pedophile and corrupt president there wouldn’t be any empty seats.
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
“Trump is garbage; a deviant despot devoid of humanity or any redeeming qualities. If he is successful in fully covering up his decades of sexual predation with fellow trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, then perhaps the public will never know the true extent of his crimes - but for those of us who do know, believe me when I tell you, it is far worse than you can imagine.” open.substack.com/pub/noelca…
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I compared the first 2 quarters of 2025 with the first and last 2 quarters of 2024. Y'all, I don't think Trump's economy is doing well.
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
We put together a (new) 50-minute masterclass on how to optimize your 1040 tax prep process 5 members of my team spent 2 weeks on this one. It may be the most complete 1040 workflow resource on the web. It's broken down into 11 steps: 1. Engage 2. Schedule 3. Intake 4. Workpaper Prep 5. Request 6. Input 7. Self-Review 8. First Review 9. Partner Review 10. Billing 11. Delivery For each step we cover: • The ways firms do (or don't) do it • The leading tech to enable it • Whether AI can automate it • And how to deskill it Important: you'll be shocked to see how firms use wildly different levels of expertise to get the same work out the door, so deskilling is a big talking point throughout the video. I'll DM you the private link, no email addy required: 1. Reply with "1040" 2. Retweet Let's get those 1040s out the door like never before 🤜🤛
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BREAKING: I have obtained DEFINITIVE PHOTO EVIDENCE that Donald Trump himself is MS-13
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
This would sell for $105,000 with us, using current odds of +420.
Cash out or let it ride fellas?? @FDSportsbook @OutlierDotBet
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🚨🚨FREE GIVE-AWAY ALERT🚨🚨 For the 4th year in a row to say thanks for another blessed year, I'll be giving away these 20 cards on New Years Day. I'll randomly select 20 folks who FOLLOW and RETWEET this tweet. Merry Christmas everyone.
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
🚨NOW HIRING🚨If you hustle, have a Sales mindset, and want to work in sports betting, send us your Resume!
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Getting after it on a nice fall day @AlexandriaReds @AlexLLBaseball
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
Good start to the season today. 4-5 (reached on error), 4RBI, 5 runs, 1 walk and 2 Ws. @AlexandriaReds
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We're feeling generous 🫶 RT if you want a signed poster!
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
Remember Blake Snell’s no-no earlier this year? We got our hands on one of the baseballs he used during that historic performance - all you need to do is repost and comment for a chance to win it! No purchase necessary. 18+. Ends 9:00pm ET on 8/23. Restrictions apply; see Official Rules: atmlb.com/3YU5npL
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Re-Tweet if you want me to re-release this sweatshirt with @adidas
Replying to @JimMcMahon
Can you re-up the Adidas sweatshirt line?
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Ted Phillips, CPA retweeted
Some days it feels like I gotta bring 4 bats to the plate to get a hit!
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(THREAD) This is a live thread of the testimony of Michael Cohen in Donald Trump’s criminal trial. Its author is a NYT-bestselling Trump biographer and former criminal defense attorney. I’ll not only be covering the testimony live but adding essential background. Please RETWEET.
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Fun project I built with my dad. I have my very own batting cage! Now it needs a clever name. Suggestions: The Grandolph Ave Slammer Hitomatic 1000 The Tatermaker Feel free to make suggestions! @AlexandriaReds
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