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Has-Been 🏈 1st Team All-American #FaithOverFear ETBU & Dallas Christian Alum

Rowlett, TX
Joined May 2013
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The big problem in American politics is that voters expect the government to solve their problems. Our country was founded on the principle that the people should be left alone to solve their own problems. When government is empowered to solve problems, it creates them instead.
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Baseball sure does have a love for stats.
While only 13% of the trans population in the United States is estimated to be Black, 73% of known trans homicide victims were Black women.
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Abdul, Texas Ranger already greenlit for three seasons 😂
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"tax Texas farmers and ranchers entire out of business" This is the type of "help" you're going to get from the Democrats. Amazing.
Texas Democrats have a once-in-a-generation chance to finally end the absurd rural Texas property tax exemption (ag-exemption). It would be political malpractice to ignore this chance to finally fix public school funding. @GinaHinojosaTX @VikkiGoodwinTX @VoteAnnJohnson
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Seems appropriate that they met at a place that used to symbolize Texas, but is now owned by a private equity firm out of Chicago. 🤣
Texas’s next U.S. senator, James Talarico, and governor, Gina Hinojosa, met up after their victory parties at (where else?) Whataburger, the place where Texas teams celebrate. Outside, car horns honked and drivers cheered. wapo.st/4Agh7Cq
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Florida has had real Republican leadership the past several years… Texas hasn’t.
With the loss of governors races in Texas, Ohio and Georgia, there will be only one state of the top ten most populous states with a Republican governor: Florida.
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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We get it… you’re gay
talarico country 🇺🇸
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Who follows these people?
'Churchome' pastor Judah Smith says it's ok to be a Hindu as long as you "follow Jesus"? "I've got a friend whose like 'I'm still Hindu but I follow Jesus.' I'm like 'cool, bro. You think I care? I don't think we're going to get to heaven and Jesus is like 'you gotta take the title 'Christian.'"
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As a Christian. This is theologically flawed. You’re not disagreeing with Paul, you’re disagreeing with the divinely inspired word of God. That’s a very distinct difference.
Unpopular Christian opinion: It's okay to disagree with Paul.
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#BREAKING: Haiti says it's “overwhelmed” by illegals deported from the United States.
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Citizenship in the US should be the hardest thing in the world to get, because its the most valuable.
U.S. citizenship approvals plunge 72% in 2026 as naturalization backlogs surge, per The Washington Post.
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There are no more parodies.
At his church, with the cross of Jesus draped in a transgender pride flag behind him, James talarico delivers a sermon about a poem written by the Islamic mystic Hafiz. #TXsen
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I want to report the US Government
BREAKING: Trump has revealed his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
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Proof that the flags on Spanish warships were massive.
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We call on France to exercise restraint when dispersing the freedom fighters on the streets of Paris. These brave warriors for justice must receive immediate humanitarian aid, and their safety must be guaranteed in accordance with international law. Failure to comply will leave us no choice but to bring a case before the ICJ, in close cooperation with that renowned champion of human rights, Afghanistan.
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Mormons and Christians aren’t brothers in Christ because Mormons aren’t Christians
Welcoming our brothers and sisters in Christ to LaVell Edwards Stadium.
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
“Student protest” they said
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Draw me like one of your French girls
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