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Home cook, photographer & caffeine fiend.

North London
Joined February 2010
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The Rt Hon Hyacinth Bucket MP has been re-appointed Secretary of State for Candlelight Suppers. #Reshuffle
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We lasted longer on Xfactor than Liz truss as Prime Minister!
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I can’t believe Tottenham IKEA closes today. Another queer space gone but not forgotten. I will remember carrying that big mirror over the dual carriageway for the rest of my life. RIP 🏳️‍🌈🇸🇪🕊
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Ambushed by Cake: it just has to be the title of my next book! #AmbushedByCake
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Last meal of 2021 🎆 Black bread & smoked salmon, chilli lamb cutlets with preserved lemon & mint, harissa roasted carrots & fennel, roast potatoes with oregano & feta. All courtesy of @Nigella_Lawson, obvs. I've eaten well this year. ✌️
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My next book: How To Be A Demonic Entity
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Umit KL retweeted
Attending large gatherings after July 19th:
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I mentioned yesterday that I’d been scammed out of every penny I had. Thought I’d post what happened in case it helps anyone avoid being in the same position. Please save the lectures, I don’t think it’s possible for me to feel any stupider 🤦🏻‍♀️ #royalmailscam #safeaccountscam
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“Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine… vaccine!” @DollyParton I love you so much.
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£250pm. It was 2009, in the wrong part of Wembley and was literally falling apart - one of the windows fell out when I went to clean it. Oh, and the living room looked like this. teapawt.net/Lauren9Dudley/status/1…
Londoners: Tell me the lowest rent you’ve ever paid for a room + why it was low Mine: £750 - box room in the shitty part of Walthamstow, no living room, absolutely filthy house, was personally violently mugged right outside AND there was regular drug raids on the flat downstairs
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Wholesome lockdown birthday activities courtesy of @olau - ma girl Marnie as a jigsaw ☕
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Nelly Furtado dismisses rumours she’s been spreading Covid from continent to continent by flying around like a bird. “I take a rapid result lateral flow test before every migration,” she told reporters
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Well, yes, Bitter Orange Tart just happens to be #RecipeOfTheDay. Apart from anything else, there are more things to make with Seville oranges than marmalade! This is not complicated: the base is bashed ginger nuts nigella.com/recipes/bitter-o…
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Anniversary blood orange & passionfruit pavlova, á la @Nigella_Lawson 🍊🎉
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Busy making the most of rhubarb season. Today's creation: @nigellalawson's rhubarb and crystallised ginger flapjacks. I've been thinking about these since I first read #cookeatrepeat, so very happy it's finally time to start making my way through the Rhubarb chapter.
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My family are all addicted to Bridgerton. It’s like a bowl of Quality Street have come to life and decided to do their own version of Hollyoaks.
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oh so THAT's where Bruno is this season
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🎄#TIER4 TWITTER TIP⛄️ If you’ve already bought loads of food, and your circumstances allow: Google your local food bank
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Have to admire the ambition of Dianne asking “where from and how much” for… a one-off piece of art by Damien Hirst
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