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The Rt Hon Hyacinth Bucket MP has been re-appointed Secretary of State for Candlelight Suppers.
#Reshuffle
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Ambushed by Cake: it just has to be the title of my next book! #AmbushedByCake
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I mentioned yesterday that I’d been scammed out of every penny I had. Thought I’d post what happened in case it helps anyone avoid being in the same position. Please save the lectures, I don’t think it’s possible for me to feel any stupider 🤦🏻♀️ #royalmailscam #safeaccountscam
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“Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine… vaccine!”
@DollyParton I love you so much.
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Nelly Furtado dismisses rumours she’s been spreading Covid from continent to continent by flying around like a bird.
“I take a rapid result lateral flow test before every migration,” she told reporters
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Well, yes, Bitter Orange Tart just happens to be #RecipeOfTheDay. Apart from anything else, there are more things to make with Seville oranges than marmalade! This is not complicated: the base is bashed ginger nuts nigella.com/recipes/bitter-o…
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My family are all addicted to Bridgerton. It’s like a bowl of Quality Street have come to life and decided to do their own version of Hollyoaks.
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🎄#TIER4 TWITTER TIP⛄️
If you’ve already bought loads of food, and your circumstances allow:
Google your local food bank
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Have to admire the ambition of Dianne asking “where from and how much” for… a one-off piece of art by Damien Hirst
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Never forget the 72 who died at Grenfell. Please share. Please look out for billboards across London today.
#Justice4Grenfell #neverforget #Grenfell #officialJ4G #foreverinourhearts💚 #rememberthe72
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The day after the Prime Minister told the country that Dominic Cummings hadn’t broken the rules, Dominic Cummings gives a full account detailing how he broke the rules. It really is as simple as that.
